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25 May 2010, 1:41 pm

Wishes to be on Dancing with the Stars as, he own act..



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25 May 2010, 9:31 pm

Being lactose intolerant, he eats his cereal with chopped-up Milky Way bars instead of milk.



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25 May 2010, 9:35 pm

Sleeps on the wall and walks on stilts 24/7 due to a floor phobia.


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25 May 2010, 10:10 pm

His real name is Peter Parker........



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25 May 2010, 11:03 pm

dons a cockatoo on her head while calling it a cuckoo and takes every opportunity to state the hour just passed with a whistle and a stomp, making the cockatoo recite the alphabet in morse.


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25 May 2010, 11:26 pm

Has 911 in his phone number.

Edit:redundancy againn.


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26 May 2010, 5:36 am

Darkword never understood the telephone. He always thought it was just a bone resting on an ornamental box that would ring occasionally to attract dogs.



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26 May 2010, 5:41 am

His nose grows when he tells a lie.



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26 May 2010, 6:23 am

She doesn't have a nose.


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26 May 2010, 7:04 am

Is nosy.


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26 May 2010, 7:07 am

Is practising for the world championship bucking bronco contest:

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26 May 2010, 12:35 pm

Is training for the same event -- but as the bronco, not the rider.



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26 May 2010, 12:45 pm

Is going to take part in the bull run in Spain.


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26 May 2010, 1:32 pm

begets the begotten and beholds the beheld, will he be got and will he be held, that's to his baguette and that's to his bee-hole.


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26 May 2010, 2:16 pm

Uses his baguette to poke hornets nests:

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26 May 2010, 3:05 pm

Will be chased by the bees from said hive.


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