Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. You become invisible. Feel free to go back in time with your time machine. Since you wished to become invisible so you could go back in time and …, I assume you already have one, don’t you?

Oh, and, since your invisibility was meant to visit the past, it wears off five seconds after the time you acquired it.

I wish MNG had become the de-facto standard format for animations, replacing animated GIF, and Flash had never been devised.

Granted, except that overnight, it becomes illegal to use computers or the internet, and everyone has to return to hand painted cel animation and film projectors, instead.

I wish I could fly.

Granted. You are now a fly and a chameleon's eyeing you for his next meal.

I wish I could live in a tree house for the weekend.

ranted. It has open-air spaces where windows and doors would be. Welcome to a torrential storm this weekend.

I wish to eradicate the HIV virus

Granted. But Big Pharma knows who's killed their profits from all their anti-AIDS treatments now becoming obsolete. Big Pharma is watching you ...

I wish we had more interesting smilies on this forum.

Granted. All of our normal smilies have been replaced with extremely gory versions of themselves.

I wish that "WrongPlanet" didn't have the letter "e" in it so I could post it in that thread.

Granted. Welcome to "WrongWorld"! No Aspies allowed, though, because that word has an "e" in it. Sorry.

I wish that Michelle Malkin would calm down and start being nice to people. Or at least smile for longer than two seconds.

Granted, but I can't remember who that is or be bothered to look it up, and my real goal which I wish to execute expeditiously is simply to bring back this thread from page 2. So Michelle smiles for two seconds before she is flattened by a speeding bus. Wish corruption; great success!!

I wish I could study very well.

Granted. It's too bad you're terrible at actually writing tests, though.

I wish these next two weeks would hurry up and be done with so I could officially graduate.

Granted. You rapidly pass by what would have been the happiest day of your life.

I wish the sun was cube shaped,

Granted. However, the sun collapses into a sphere again by the laws of physics, and Earth experiences whatever physical effects that may have.

I wish I had a radioactive potato.

Granted. It is a potato with many eyes, all of which seem to be following you as you move about the room. Also, the potato seems very angry and fangorious.

I wish I had my own nuclear submarine.

Granted. You get your own nucular submarine, made from real nucules. Let's see how that holds up underwater.

I wish I had an imaginary torus made of chalcedony.

Granted. In your dreams. (What? You did say "imaginary".)

I wish these emoticons would stop making faces at me.

Granted. They all turn around and you only see strange yellow circles.

I wish I had some loose cash lying around.

Granted. The cash is so loose that it's been lying around with everybody and anybody, whether they can pay or not.

I wish Sciuridae knew how to spell "nuclear", that really scares me.