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Xelebes
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27 May 2010, 9:17 pm

has a hurdy-gurdy monkey walking
tight-rope in the half-lit moonlight;
feasting on melon seeds and festooning
the world with their visions in hindsight;
making martyrs out of whims of penguins
where they turn in the molten rain;
likes it where the typewriter always wins
and the paper slicks into the wood grain.

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Diagnosis: Asperger's, Tourette's

http://xelebes.wordpress.com/
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KittenWithAWhip
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27 May 2010, 9:21 pm

Is afraid of the letter 'Z'

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Heck no, I don't want no dang turkey bacon...

theimperiousdork
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27 May 2010, 9:29 pm

Loves the letter "z."

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And now, the war resumes. Bring it on, you!

Xelebes
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28 May 2010, 2:38 am

will dally with the crescent seas, upon the lonely cry of violins;
will savour the morning caress, where the Jotunn saw violence;
And I, but I, will be but a hero, which you see in the neon haze
For you are but my nemesis, of so long, oh, long bygone days.

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http://xelebes.wordpress.com/
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TallyMan
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28 May 2010, 4:01 am

Must write every letter of the alphabet an equal number of times during the course of the day.

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reginaterrae
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28 May 2010, 5:05 am

The world's only cow with opposable thumbs.

TallyMan
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28 May 2010, 5:58 am

Has five thumbs on each hand.

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reginaterrae
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28 May 2010, 6:09 am

Has 2 left feet

TallyMan
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28 May 2010, 6:14 am

Wears flippers around the house.

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reginaterrae
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28 May 2010, 6:16 am

Wears an udder-bra

TallyMan
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28 May 2010, 6:17 am

Wears a bra with 3 cups.

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Darkword
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28 May 2010, 6:18 am

Is a cow without hooves

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I am autism.

reginaterrae
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Location: Maryland, USA

28 May 2010, 6:31 am

Wears horseshoes

CosmicRuss
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28 May 2010, 8:45 am

wears down overgrown horse teeth with a nail file on a part-time basis.

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- CosmicRuss

caledonia
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Location: Scotland

28 May 2010, 9:56 am

Put a saddle on his back and entered the Grand National.

Booyakasha
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28 May 2010, 9:58 am

Doesn't wear bear nappies.

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