Corrupt A Wish

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23 May 2013, 5:37 am

Granted. The proper spelling of that word is now "nucular", in honor of George W. Bush.

I wish Theta knew that I don't actually say "nucular" that way.

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23 May 2013, 9:39 pm

Granted. Theta knows – Theta just doesn't care. Theta just likes taunting you, I think. :twisted:

I wish that world hunger and poverty were eliminated.

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23 May 2013, 11:05 pm

Oh what fun! :lol: :lol: :twisted:

Granted, world hunger and poverty are eliminated. By (guess what??)... global Nucular War!

War on Poverty: Mission accomplished!! #'Murica.

By the way, I wish I knew exactly what a nucule was.

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24 May 2013, 4:26 am

A nucule is a small nut. However, now your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.

I wish I had some elderberries.

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24 May 2013, 10:52 am

Granted, but you lose all your cookies.

I wish to put the genie back into the bottle.

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24 May 2013, 1:56 pm

Have you ever tried to put toothpaste back into the tube? The genie has the same problem. He wants a bigger bottle. Since you don't have one available, he moves into your house instead.

I wish everyone on WP could take over and live in a beautiful Hawaiian coastal city such as Hilo.

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24 May 2013, 3:44 pm

Granted. Then Mauna Loa erupts.

I wish I could come up with an excuse to not go into work tomorrow

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24 May 2013, 5:26 pm

Granted: Being stuck in Hawaii and surrounded by flows from an erupting volcano provides ample excuse.

I wish I knew with certainty that my future will look something like I'd hoped.

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24 May 2013, 5:33 pm

Granted, but your future is exactly like you'd hoped and it's very boring.

I wish I could eat at a restaurant while Gordon Ramsay was filming a Kitchen Nightmares episode.

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24 May 2013, 11:06 pm

Granted, he finds half a cockroach on your plate during your meal, similar to a scene from The Mouse Hunt and your disgusted expression is caught on camera while Gordon turns round to confront the owner.

I wish I had my very own amusement park where all WP members could come and have various rides for free.

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24 May 2013, 11:09 pm

Granted. The free rides are structurally unsound causing mayhem when they break in action.

I wish i could run faster.

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25 May 2013, 12:52 am

Granted, you are forcibly taught to run faster by a charging bull.

I wish there was such a thing as the Corrupt-a-Wish foundation in real life.

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26 May 2013, 3:11 am

There is, but the guy who runs it always wants people to sign their souls over to him before he grants any wishes.

Sylkat :twisted:

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26 May 2013, 9:56 am

So what’s your wish? I guess I get to make one now.

I wish I could take over the next poster’s life.

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26 May 2013, 5:07 pm

granted- now pay my bills

I wish spiderpig will pay my bills

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26 May 2013, 7:44 pm

Granted, but spiderpig pays your bills so slowly they go into collections and your credit is ruined.

I wish I had a house.

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