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28 May 2010, 10:01 am

Wanted to be in the band, 'Bare Naked Ladies' but they told her they weren't that desperate! :wink:



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28 May 2010, 10:04 am

Feeds only on chocolate bear milk. 8O



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28 May 2010, 10:08 am

Licks to slap bear ass! 8O



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28 May 2010, 10:12 am

:lol:

His mama and papa bear were circus acrobats specialising in doing the acro dance. 8O



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28 May 2010, 10:15 am

Her Mama was the bear-ded lady. (Groans heard throughout WP) :roll:



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28 May 2010, 10:16 am

His papa left the circus and eloped with the kangaroo. 8O



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28 May 2010, 10:24 am

She left the circus because of the pressure of being a Siamese twin. She was two in tents. :o



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28 May 2010, 10:34 am

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28 May 2010, 10:39 am

Winner of last years Groan Prix.



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28 May 2010, 10:41 am

Hires out his old shirts as circus tents.


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28 May 2010, 10:43 am

Had to evict a family of ten Somali refugees from his underpants.



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28 May 2010, 11:04 am

Spends the first day of June each year, walking backwards.


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28 May 2010, 11:06 am

Walks backwards on the other days in June. (Is it a Scottish tradition? :wink: )


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28 May 2010, 11:26 am

TallyMan wrote:
^(Is it a Scottish tradition? :wink: )
Only in years when the Eurovision Song Contest is not politically biased. :)

TallyMan wrote this year`s Eurovision song for the Greeks.


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28 May 2010, 11:41 am

Wrote this years Eurovision Song for the Geeks: An ode to his microprocessors cache memory and I/O capabilities.


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28 May 2010, 11:57 am

Sang at 1995 Eurovision Song for the Albanians wearing their national costume.