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Descartes
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19 Jun 2010, 5:37 pm

You have received a balloon.

*inserts quarter*



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19 Jun 2010, 6:16 pm

You have won a set of Carmen heated rollers with a bonus 3 pack of gas cannisters thrown in.

*inserts hair pin*


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19 Jun 2010, 8:26 pm

You receive a headache.

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19 Jun 2010, 9:14 pm

You have received a stomach ache.

*inserts Pepto Bismol*



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19 Jun 2010, 9:26 pm

Your teeth turn pink.

*inserts a toothbrush*



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20 Jun 2010, 3:18 am

The machine spits out some teeth!

*inserts a quarter* :P


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20 Jun 2010, 5:34 am

You receive Aspiekids facebook page
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?ref ... 0575857480

inserts regret

:(


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20 Jun 2010, 6:35 am

You win a book 'Teach Yourself Telepathy in Ten Easy Steps'.

*inserts message in a bottle*


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20 Jun 2010, 6:52 am

You get Stung! :wink:

*inserts Police*


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20 Jun 2010, 8:56 am

You win a pair of tickets to yet another 80s Reunion Band Concert complete with substitute lead singer because they are now too grand to be involved.

*inserts Bucks Fizz*


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20 Jun 2010, 11:49 am

The machine doesn't give a Bucks Fizz so gives you an LP of Barry Manilow's greatest hits.

*inserts ear defenders*


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20 Jun 2010, 12:23 pm

You win a pair of ear attackers in these modern days of equality.

*inserts some Barry Manilow redundant bits*


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20 Jun 2010, 12:32 pm

You receive a very large nose.

*inserts £1*


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20 Jun 2010, 7:04 pm

You receive a book of postage stamps designed by a 4 month old orphaned orangutan.

*inserts 1 Bornean Ringgit*


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20 Jun 2010, 9:53 pm

You receive a thimble-full of dust mites.

*inserts a can of Pledge*



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21 Jun 2010, 3:19 am

The machine polished it off.

*inserts a duster*


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