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Descartes Veteran
Joined: 8 Apr 2008Age: 35Gender: MalePosts: 6,288Location: Texas, unfortunately
You have received a balloon. *inserts quarter*
CosmicRuss Veteran
Joined: 30 Apr 2010Age: 160Gender: MalePosts: 6,101Location: Location:Location
You have won a set of Carmen heated rollers with a bonus 3 pack of gas cannisters thrown in. *inserts hair pin*
reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
You receive a headache. *inserts an aspirin*
You have received a stomach ache. *inserts Pepto Bismol*
Your teeth turn pink. *inserts a toothbrush*
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
The machine spits out some teeth! *inserts a quarter*
syzygyish Veteran
Joined: 3 Feb 2007Age: 59Gender: MalePosts: 8,086Location: swimming in the air
You receive Aspiekids facebook page http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?ref ... 0575857480 inserts regret
You win a book 'Teach Yourself Telepathy in Ten Easy Steps'. *inserts message in a bottle*
You get Stung! *inserts Police*
You win a pair of tickets to yet another 80s Reunion Band Concert complete with substitute lead singer because they are now too grand to be involved. *inserts Bucks Fizz*
The machine doesn't give a Bucks Fizz so gives you an LP of Barry Manilow's greatest hits. *inserts ear defenders*
You win a pair of ear attackers in these modern days of equality. *inserts some Barry Manilow redundant bits*
You receive a very large nose. *inserts £1*
You receive a book of postage stamps designed by a 4 month old orphaned orangutan. *inserts 1 Bornean Ringgit*
You receive a thimble-full of dust mites. *inserts a can of Pledge*
The machine polished it off. *inserts a duster*