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25 Apr 2020, 4:58 am

eat a scorpion



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25 Apr 2020, 5:19 am

If you find a post by another member annoying or suspect there may be a veiled accusation in there remember:
respond as quickly and defensively as possible, sarcasm and hyperbole are excellent tools for this purpose.



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26 Apr 2020, 11:36 am

stand on your head in a 12 inch deep bucket of water while sneezing


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26 Apr 2020, 3:47 pm

Jakki wrote:
stand on your head in a 12 inch deep bucket of water while sneezing


Lol 'while sneezing'

Extreme sports-- indoors version:
for those daredevils trapped because of covid19 .. Can resort to jakki's advice


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26 Apr 2020, 7:16 pm

DIY lazer eye surgery.


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26 Apr 2020, 9:50 pm

do it yourself hemorrhoidectomy



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27 Apr 2020, 11:28 am

auntblabby wrote:
do it yourself hemorrhoidectomy

Aaauuugh..... ! omg


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28 Apr 2020, 1:57 am

Jakki wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
do it yourself hemorrhoidectomy

Aaauuugh..... ! omg

yeh, that's what me and my donkey said also :o



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28 Apr 2020, 10:33 am

auntblabby wrote:
Jakki wrote:
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do it yourself hemorrhoidectomy

Aaauuugh..... ! omg

yeh, that's what me and my donkey said also :o

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04 May 2020, 6:13 am

To test if something is poisonous, eat large amounts of it and rub some of it into your eyes. You'll know if it's poisonous soon enough. Works every time.



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04 May 2020, 7:18 am

test electrical circuits' liveness using your tongue.



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04 May 2020, 9:33 am

apply to a circus as a tightrope walker .. with no experience demand to prove yourselves ability by Starting off without a Net. 8O


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24 Jun 2020, 12:39 pm

You know those face masks that prevent you from infecting other people but not yourself? Simply turn the mask around before putting it on. You'll be well protected.


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24 Jun 2020, 2:56 pm

Mountain Goat wrote:
DIY lazer eye surgery.

While. Cleaning out your tears ducts with a very rusty sharp nail


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24 Jun 2020, 3:19 pm

Are you really tired? Just straight up snort a bunch of caffeine powder. The burning sensation behind your eyes will wake you up.



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24 Jun 2020, 5:48 pm

HeroOfHyrule wrote:
Are you really tired? Just straight up snort a bunch of caffeine powder. The burning sensation behind your eyes will wake you up.

Augh the horror of it all : am a part time caffiene addict ,, have drunk up to four quad expresso drinks in a hour ...... almost broke out in hives , that day went by very quickly . caffiene fiendzz.... :twisted: . my eyes felt like they were buldging outta my head. :cyclopsani: Since have gotten that addiction under control .


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