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02 Jun 2013, 7:40 pm

Granted.

'Dealing' with a pig would be a lot different, I'm sure, from running a day-care center for them, for busy Yuppies who work during the day.

And my wish for you is to run and manage and be the primary caretaker of this center.

And we shall be expecting lots of pictures of all the fun you will be having.


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02 Jun 2013, 9:21 pm

Granted but since this is corrupt a wish the fulfilled wish is actually that you (Sylkat) have to do what you wished on them (Canaspie.)

I wish I could snap my fingers and have the perfect dinner laid out on a gorgeous table in a gorgeous dining room.



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02 Jun 2013, 9:26 pm

Granted. The dining room is mine. Thanks for the free food! :D

I wish for Popsicle to mistakenly give me a perfect breakfast as well



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02 Jun 2013, 10:29 pm

Granted. Popsicle, accidentally, drops an axe on your back from a tenth floor, breaking you real fast!

I wish my chin stopped itching.


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03 Jun 2013, 1:00 pm

Wish is now granted:

No itchy chin. Because chin is gone.

Because head is gone.

Because snowman is gone.

Because today's temperature has reached 92 degrees Fahrenheit, and you have melted into a sad little puddle.

I wish that I had diamond earrings.


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04 Jun 2013, 5:14 pm

Wish granted. You are the only dormouse with diamond earrings, but you are immediately gobbled up by a fox with an attraction to shiny objects.

I wish I had a superpower.



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04 Jun 2013, 5:25 pm

Granted.

But the superpower is flame-breathing.

Through your nose.

Every time that you sneeze.

I wish that I had a Koi Pond.


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04 Jun 2013, 5:42 pm

Wish granted. You have a beautiful fish pond filled with a very rare and expensive breed of Carnivorous Koi, which feed only on dormice. Be very careful near the waters edge.

I wish I had my own Bell 429 helicopter.



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04 Jun 2013, 6:19 pm

Here you are.

You do know that they stopped producing the specific fuel for that model just just year, right?


I wish I lived in a Katrina Cottage.


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05 Jun 2013, 8:20 am

granted- but when you leave I hook the trailer up and drive away with it, thanks I didn't know how long it would take to build my own?

I wish my new Katrina Cottage had a bigger tub


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05 Jun 2013, 1:08 pm

Granted. There's a bigger tub cuz the entire cottage is a bath tub because it was flooded.

I wish I had a pug.



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05 Jun 2013, 2:04 pm

Granted, but it only serves milk.

I wish I could communicate with my girlfriend telepathically.


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05 Jun 2013, 2:10 pm

Granted. You can also communicate with everyone in the world telepathically, but you don't have the capacity to identify whose thoughts are whose.

I wish I had an ice cream cone.



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05 Jun 2013, 4:00 pm

Granted. You have a frozen cone made of ice cream. Where should I put it?

I wish all the DVDs come back after summer reading program this year (some kids just run off and never return them).


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05 Jun 2013, 4:27 pm

Granted, but they're scratched all to heckfire, and when played they skip like the dickens. :)

I wish I had more coffee.



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05 Jun 2013, 8:10 pm

Granted. You now own all of the coffee plantations in the entire world, but, the book keeping is a mess and that, coupled with drinking way too much of your crop, means you have to go on an 'extended vacation' for a while.

I wish I had a butler to make me a cup of hot tea whenever I wanted.