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jennyishere
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31 May 2010, 7:45 am

Has bats in his belfry. (Now there's a saying I haven't heard for a long time!) :)



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31 May 2010, 8:02 am

Plays for the Australian cricket team.


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31 May 2010, 8:06 am

Lured the Australian cricket team into his grubby caravan, so he could tamper with their balls



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31 May 2010, 8:08 am

Being made of wood, can be used as a wicket. :)



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31 May 2010, 8:18 am

Will be Head Ball Girl at this year`s Wimbledon Tennis Championships.


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31 May 2010, 10:56 am

Was thrown out of Wimbledon for using an exploding tennis ball to knock out his opponent.


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31 May 2010, 3:39 pm

Used to run screaming around Wimbledon Common, blowing up holes in the ground trying to find where the Wombles live.

(lol, why do I feel like I'm getting to be really close friends with you other nutbags posting to this topic?)



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01 Jun 2010, 1:40 am

Is really Pinocchio.


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01 Jun 2010, 6:41 am

Is really Jewish and hates bacon.


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01 Jun 2010, 12:52 pm

Is a blasphemer! :P


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01 Jun 2010, 1:36 pm

I knew knew she drives a yellow toy car. :lol: 8O


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01 Jun 2010, 2:13 pm

Is actually a anime character seen on Japanese tv...



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01 Jun 2010, 2:14 pm

Was born in the future and is living life backwards, Merlin style.


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01 Jun 2010, 3:52 pm

Was born tomorrow.


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01 Jun 2010, 4:46 pm

Is really easily offended and can't stand Groucho Marx.



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01 Jun 2010, 10:55 pm

Was so resourceful that she managed to find a Starbuck's in 17th century Europe. (look, it's sitting on the floor next to her) :P


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