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GRANTED! Geodesic Domes! They are so cool, but why was it constructed on the piece of land that only measures five by three feet (it has a two foot porch)? You cannot even stand up in it.

I wish I had a street named after Sylkat, marking where his dome resides. It would be a short street. Yeah. That's what I wish for.

granted- you both live on that street, on a small little planet, in a small little galaxy that is about to be demolished for a inter-galaxy highway

I wish I had a towel

'Don't Panic!'

Here's your towel, but it is a roll of paper towels, actually, and will probably do you no good when the Heart Of Gold goes into Hyperdrive......unless you have foolishly chosen to remain on the Vogon ship......?

I wish that I could meet Marvin.

Sylkat

Granted. Then after three minutes with him, you ask yourself, "What's the point? Another celebrity, another disappointment. Just like always. I suppose I could get his autograph, if he's up to it. Oh, why bother. Utterly pointless."

I wish there was something to lift my spirits, without the prospect of stealing my soul.

Wish granted;

Long distance runners say that ten-mile-runs in the mountains create euphoria, so here's your running shoes!

Get going, now!


Wish I had a parabolic cooker.


Sylkat

Granted . You got one, but your neighbour stole it because he thought it's a satellite TV dish.

I wish there was no winter here.....

Is there winter at Area 51-X?

Your wish is granted. There is no winter for you. You go to bed the last day of Autumn and you wake up the first day of Spring. The time in between does not go away. It is just missing from your life, but I imagine you might be use to missing time. (eh? ) You wake to find you are months behind on your bills. Your mail is piled up. Your water and electricity have been turned off. The answering machine is filled up from before your phone was disconnected. Plus, every time and Edgar Winter song plays on the radio, you only hear silence. Granted, that might be a blessing and may be worth the other inconveniences. That depends on one's fondness or not for his music.

I wish for millions of bubbles and butterflies to descend on Los Angeles for the entire month of July. (I don't live in LA)

Granted! However, we do apologize, we seem to have mixed up your order sir. I see here that the request says "bubbles and butterflies"; it seems our project manager is dyslexic and read "bubbleflies and butterballs". Unfortunately the mix-up seems to have clogged the storm drains in LA, and it will take some time to clean up the streets as they are flooded with strange dead insects floating in melted butter.

I wish I had a nice cool beverage.

Guilt about LA. That's going to bring me some bad karma.

Granted. Liquid Nitrogen in an aluminum glass. After one sip... I really don't want to think about it.

I wish Michael Bay would make a movie about bubbleflies and butterballs in LA.

Granted; unfortunately, budget cuts mean that the film is sent straight to VHS and is only sold in Zambia.

I wish that my stepmother wasn't afraid of snakes.

Granted. She gets a pet anaconda and it eats you

I wish I could move really far away from here being able to survive.

Granted.

You are being sent to one of those 'Ice Hotels' in Scandinavia......you should feel right at home.

I want free twenty-four-hour taxi service.


Sylkat

Granted, but you have to move the taxis by pushing them

I wish I could visit the Sun at night, so I wouldn’t have trouble with its heat and radiation.

That's a nice idea! I cannot think of anything possibly going wrong, and I'd hate to think it could. So....
Granted! Oh, no sooner than it was granted than the sun shrank to a singularity creating a black hole. So bye bye solar system.
(Funny, our star wasn't that massive, but there you go... figuratively speaking. Nope make that literally. You just got sucked in.)

I just heard someone say "Our meter patrol really enjoys giving out tickets downtown." and I thought "Does that mean their pituitary gland releases a flood of endorphins every time they write a ticket?" and I visualized a bunch whacked out meter people running from meter to meter begging for an expired meter.

So I wish that the parking meters never expired so our meter people could gain control over their lives.

"Hello, I'm John and I'm a meter reader."
"Hi John."
"It's been five days since my last meter read..."

I bolded the granting and the wish because I was worried they would get lost.

Wish granted, because I just turned all of the parking meters into Sunflowers.

However, the bees that they attract weigh two pounds each. Oops!

I wish all babies/toddlers brought into stores or restaurants or buses took a vow of silence until they were outside..


Sylkat

Granted, but now all the stores and restaurants are outdoors under a new law.

I wish for a boy who will love me and care for me.