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Oh, THAT Phantom!!

I thought the reference was to the comic book hero!
The guy in purple Spandex....lives on Skull Island?

So sorry!

I wish to see the Michael Crawford/Sarah Brightman 'Phantom of the Opera' performed live!

Sylkat

Granted, but both lead actors are suffering from and laryngitis, but are willing to do the play in inaudible voices.

I wish i owned my own football (soccer) club.

Wish granted,but they spend most of their time in the hospital ( at your expense) due to their rambunctious practice sessions.


I wish for a silver tea service.


Sylkat

Granted I don't why you would want silver as a hot drinking beverage.
I wish for a vanilla ice cream cone.

Granted. The cone is vanilla-flavored. There is nothing in the cone itself.

I wish i had good bug repellant.

Granted.

You are now a small mushroom in a swamp, surrounded by Venus Flytraps and Pitcher Plants.
And extremely large, hungry, insectivorous frogs.

I want fish sticks and lots of Tartar Sauce and lots of hot tea (in my silver tea service), and then a great big chocolate malt.

Sylkat

(My wish was ignored?)

Sylkat's wish for fish sticks with tartar sauce and lots of hot tea in her silver tea service, followed by a chocolate malt, is granted, however, they are all in pill form.

I will stick to my last wish posted I guess. Thanks.

(ETA: here is it again.)

Wish granted, however, the theater is quite warm, and Popsicle melts into the red velvet upholstery of the theater seat.

Becomes even more of a tragedy when a wealthy dowager attending the next show sits down and ruins her white velvet dress.

I wish for a video of that entire incident!


Sylkat

Garnted, but since the vid is on YouTube - it's not available in your country.

I wish i could go on holiday to some amazing, tropical beach resort.

Granted - unfortunately the beach is made for Barbies and you can only fit your foot on it.

I wish I had all the dolls I never got as a kid but wanted back then.

Granted. But your childhood was some time ago, and now all these dolls are tattered, worn and broken ... all by young girls who were lucky enough to have them, growing up.

I wish I could play the violin.

Granted. You wake up in the morning and find you can play the violin. You play and play and play. You play all day and then you play all night. You play for 24 hours straight, then 48 hours straight. You cannot put the bow and the violin down. Soon you are so tired that you fall asleep, but you still keep playing. When you wake, you fine the violin laying by your sided, the strings broken from the constant playing. The violin itself is nearly cut in two from the friction of the bow on the wood. Plus it turns out that although you played and played and played, you never asked to play well. You find the resonance of the strings vibrated everything the sound waves touched to the point where things literally vibrated apart. Cars, machines, buildings. You are surrounded by a circle of destruction, and anyone within that radius either went insane or died after their ears ruptured and they bled out. In spite of all of this, Simon Cowell is still letting you move on to the next round, so it was all worth it.

I wish for a pair of ear plugs.

Granted, but the Wish Fairy on duty is a bit hard of hearing, and gave you earwigs instead.

I wish I had a video of you trying to get those things out of your ears!


Sylkat

Nothing, and I mean nothing gives me the willies like the thought of insects in my ears. I blame an episode of Night Gallery. Nice going.

I know! Let's be Oprah!
granTED!
All you can see is a blurry image having a super freak out. Then you see me from behind put what appears to be bleach in my ears, followed by alcohol, followed by bug spray. Then I really start really flailing around. The last thing you see is what appears to be an hand brushing the camera, knocking it over on it's side, knocking it out of focus. And then the blurry image of a body falling lifeless.

Hey. I really got the raw end of that wish.

I wish that Sylkat and Popsicle could see season 1, episode 6 of Goosebumps. Hint: It involves a mask, and a stage, but there is no singing. The horror. The horror.

Dear pcgoblin,

I saw that 'Night Gallery' episode; Laurence Harvey starred, it was very well-done, and the ending was just NASTY!

I wish for Angelhair Alfredo.

With some freshly-grated Parmesan/Romano blend to top it with!

Yum!


Sylkat

Your pasta is a monster!! !

May I have a djinn??