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reginaterrae
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21 Jun 2010, 6:31 am

You receive a lab coat.

*inserts a bunsen burner*

TallyMan
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21 Jun 2010, 8:20 am

You receive a tripod.

Inserts a test tube.

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reginaterrae
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21 Jun 2010, 8:54 am

You receive a baby

*inserts a pacifier*

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21 Jun 2010, 10:28 am

It falls out the baby`s mouth, it starts to scream and scream and you are thrown off the bus for making too much noise.

*inserts bus ticket refund request*

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21 Jun 2010, 10:31 am

Machine places handcuffs on you and arrests you for impertinence.

*Inserts a fish finger*

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CosmicRuss
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21 Jun 2010, 11:03 am

The prize machine feels sick because it has an allergy to mustard powder contained in the breadcrumbs, but gives you a bottle of Jif lemon juice anyhow.

*inserts a small piece of pith*

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reginaterrae
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21 Jun 2010, 11:13 am

You receive a pithy saying.

*inserts a fortune cookie*

TallyMan
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21 Jun 2010, 11:38 am

The machine says "I foretell that you will move house soon." (Date on the back of the paper is 2009).

*Inserts Encyclopaedia Britannica.*

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CosmicRuss
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21 Jun 2010, 12:25 pm

You win a day in the company of Mr. Memory 1924 if he remembers the way to your house.

*inserts a piece of tree bark*

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21 Jun 2010, 12:58 pm

You receive a number of corks made from said bark.

*inserts (pours in) some red wine*

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reginaterrae
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21 Jun 2010, 2:43 pm

You receive a boeuf bourgignon.

*inserts a wine glass*

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21 Jun 2010, 2:44 pm

You receive a glass of red wine vinegar (obviously not French :lol: )

*inserts 1 Euro*

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21 Jun 2010, 2:47 pm

You receive a thank you card from the Greek Parliament.

*inserts a postage stamp*

TallyMan
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21 Jun 2010, 2:49 pm

You receive a stamp on your foot! Ouch!

*inserts a chiropodist*

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reginaterrae
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21 Jun 2010, 3:07 pm

You receive a proctologist.

*inserts a rubber glove*

TallyMan
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21 Jun 2010, 3:28 pm

:lol: You receive a large medical bill.

*inserts your credit card*

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