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25 Jun 2020, 4:01 am

try to reverse the alimentary process.



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25 Jun 2020, 9:00 pm

put a cork in it............ lololz


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25 Jun 2020, 10:09 pm

go swimming with a face mask on.



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26 Jun 2020, 10:04 am

Go to clean out the swamp. ,,,after you have waded out to middle to start , you then suddenly realize your up to your elbows in Alligators


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26 Jun 2020, 11:17 am

drink whiskey by sucking it up your nose with two straws.



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26 Jun 2020, 9:28 pm

auntblabby wrote:
drink whiskey by sucking it up your nose with two straws.


EEwwww..... and Ouch...!


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26 Jun 2020, 9:38 pm

Jakki wrote:
Augh the horror of it all : am a part time caffiene addict ,, have drunk up to four quad expresso drinks in a hour ...... almost broke out in hives , that day went by very quickly . caffiene fiendzz.... :twisted: . my eyes felt like they were buldging outta my head. :cyclopsani: Since have gotten that addiction under control .

Did you actually almost get hives from caffeine? Whoa. I'm glad nothing worse than that happened. lmao

One time I drank a really concentrated coffee thing that you're supposed to dilute portions of in water (specifically to see what would happen, I'm definitely not stupid enough to just drink that... :lol:) and the most that happened was I just puked and felt like crap for a couple hours.



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26 Jun 2020, 9:39 pm

auntblabby wrote:
drink whiskey by sucking it up your nose with two straws.

You could also just fill a neti pot with whiskey. :wink:



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26 Jun 2020, 10:30 pm

AAugh.......! a netipot ,, of Whiskey ... Wonder if your head would explode ?


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27 Jun 2020, 2:15 am

almost as painful, is inhaling seltzer water up your nose.



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27 Jun 2020, 11:33 am

auntblabby wrote:
almost as painful, is inhaling seltzer water up your nose.

you have the sound of someone who has experience ...looolz


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27 Jun 2020, 12:41 pm

Use a cocktail umbrella as a paraschute.

Why do those cocktails have umbrellas? To keep the drinks dry if it rains?


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27 Jun 2020, 1:04 pm

If you don't know if a snake is venomous, let it bite you. If you die, it's venomous.



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27 Jun 2020, 2:57 pm

lostonearth35 wrote:
If you don't know if a snake is venomous, let it bite you. If you die, it's venomous.

That actually works! :mrgreen:


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28 Jun 2020, 12:40 pm

best let the snake bite someone else ...... then study the results .


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26 Aug 2020, 5:06 pm

Always do what others tell you to do immediately and unquestioningly, especially if they have a pattern of abusing you. Never stand up for yourself. Never make plans to leave an abusive situation. Stay in abusive situations because they will magically get better on their own.