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Fine.

You get your Djinn, but today's Wish Fairy is pre-occupied with neighborhood gossip, thought you said 'Gin', so that is why a case of it is outside your front door.

I want Ice cream, hot tea, perhaps some cookies.

Sylkat

Woa! That gin has made the djinn all... Wait. What was I saying? Oh yeah. Ice-T brought over some Cream, because he really likes Ginger Baker, and some lovely ladies he referred to as his "hot cookies." That Ice-T, he's a naughty naughty man. Yes he is. Naughty. Nah. He's a gentleman. Phew. Wait. Was it Ice Cookies, hot cream, and Tea? Never mind... More leftover Gin for all the Djinns. Merry Christmas!

I wish a sequel would be made of the live action version of Rurouni Kenshin.

So sorry, pcgoblin, you got a hard-of-hearing Wish Fairy.....

She thought Rurouni was actually 'Totoro', and you have a brand new DVD of 'My Neighbor Totoro' on its way.

It shall be delivered by a charming little girl named Kiki., who has her own delivery service!


Sylkat

The Djinn are drunk on gin and the Fairies are hard of hearing. The big wishing conglomerate is inept, probably because of bureaucracy. That's why the head of all wish granters, the Queen Princess of all the wishing cosmos, Helen Mirren, has come down personally to grant your wish. Your wish... You did remember to make a wish? sigh... Sadly she must go back. Well, she will return in another 10,000 years.

I wish Sylkat made a wish, so for once, a wish could have been granted by someone that is competent.

Kiki! That is charming. And 'My Neighbor Tororo' sounds charming as well! I really lucked out. To Netflix!

I don't know about the Queen Princess title. The universe is a strange place.

I wish to re-watch 'My Neighbor Totoro' and 'Kiki's Delivery Service' and perhaps 'Spirited Away'.

Sylkat

Oooh, granted. I liked Spirited Away. I'll come and watch it with you!
I'm a likeable house guest, I assure you. I'm sure your cooking skills are excellent.

I wish I were a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

Wish granted, but you're seen as a threat to society and sent to prison for possession of deadly weapons (and for the stereotypical teenage beach-bum attitude).

I actually wish i could watch all the episodes of Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles, I used to love as a child.

Granted, you can watch them all... simultaneously... and only simultaneously... with your mind... and you can't stop.

I wish I could watch Spirited Away with everyone too.

Wish is granted, but you must watch the film while a large, flatulent Neopolitan Mastiff snores at your feet.

For one afternoon, no longer, I wish I could be the little kid in 'My Neighbor Totoro'.


Sylkat

Your fairy is confused which of the 2: Satsuki and Mei. To compensate, your mom is sick.

Can I has a cookie?

Yes, you can has cookie, but I dipped it in coconut milk to make it nice and tender, and when you eat the cookie, your breath will smell like a Piña Colada all day.

I wish I could take one short, low-flying ride with Kiki.


Sylkat

Granted. But it is indeed very low. It is so low that you are literally inches about the ground. Occasionally, your mouth hits a dandelion and you have to spit out tiny yellow petals. Thank goodness there are not stones or sticks in your path.

I wish I had a bag of Dove Dark Chocolates.

Granted.

But today's Wish Fairy had them shipped in a refrigerated box.

The shipping company goofed, and sent your candy In a freezer box.

So very sorry you broke your tooth.

I wish for a brand new set of flannel sheets.


Sylkat

Your Barbie house has a brand new bedding set including some beautiful plaid flannel sheets. Unfortunately, the sheets are not only just a few inches across, but, also some moths move in and eat them the next day.

I wish I had an all expenses paid vacation to a resort with no bugs, no vermin, no annoying people, wonderful food, and clean, 1000 thread count sheets on the big comfy bed.

Granted. Since you requested no annoying people there, you will be by yourself. Meaning you will have to cook the food yourself, clean the sheets along with everything else in the room and are responsible for keeping the vermin out, though there is none inside when you arrive.

I wish to fly like an eagle.

Wish granted,

However, today's Wish Fairy is the outdoorsy type, and you find yourself soaring low above an icy lake in Washington State, snatching fish with your beak.

And eating them raw.

On the bright side, you are the handsomest Bald Eagle in that area.

I wish that I could levitate myself.


Sylkat