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You're now the most flatulent dormouse on the face of the planet.
You're so flatulent, that every time you fart you end up flying into the air!
You even manage to land on the occasional flower, which is great because it hides the smell.

So, anyways ... there's your wish granted!

You know what I'd wish for? I wish someone would place a lighter underneath Sylkat's posterior, so that when she "self-levitates" she'll look like a rocket mouse!

When you put mulch down for your ferns, you accidentally included some Pinto Beans amongst the dried leaves......

Result?

Flatulent Ferns!

Only you!

I wish I could be there when your neighbors finally figure out what smells so bad in your yard!

( They had been suspecting that Jimmy Hoffa was underneath your rose garden!)


Sylkat

Granted! But not before they consume some of the ferns by mistake in a salad, creating a permanent intestinal malady that causes them to have the same problem. What's worse, the salad was served at a block party, so now the whole neighborhood is doing it.

I wish I had a helicopter I could fly.

Wish granted. You get one of those paper helicopters to fly.

I wish i had a whole tropical island to myself.

i_wanna_blue, you have a tropical island all to yourself. It was sunk by a volcano milennia ago and is at the bottom of the ocean.

I wish fairies were real.

They are real, and they are MEAN.....try to find a book illustrated by Brian Froud entitled 'Good Faeries, Bad Faeries'......it explains it all!


I wish I had a pet Banshee,I would send her out at night to yowl and wail on the roofs of people whom I do not like.

Sylkat

Granted, but the neighbors have a pet Banshee too, and if you thought midnight cat fights were loud and obnoxious, a banshee fight is like having the whole police and fire departments dispatched to your house, only louder and screamier.

I wish I had a pet Yeti, I will name him Sam.

Granted, but.....

He is large, smells bad because of the Sarcoptic Mange, and you will soon notice all those fleas in your house.

I wish I had an EXTREMELY profane parrot...I would show up on the doorsteps of Certain People of WP and ask them to take care of him while I go on vacation.


Sylkat

Granted, but you have to put up with his 'colourful' language whenever you're not on vacation, meaning 364 days of the year.

(i wonder if i'm one of those people to whom sylkat will bring her parrot? )

i wish i had a magic flying carpet of my own.

Here's your carpet....I got it at ThetaIn3d's garage sale....it smells rather like a Yeti, don't you think?


Sylkat

Granted. That carpet smells rather like a Yeti. Happy, now?! Next time, remember to make an actual wish, otherwise you're just using the wish fairy to carry out your personal vendettas against other WP members. She won't tolerate this abuse of her good charity forever, you know.

I wish that Sylkat weren't such a raging alcoholic. Don't pretend you aren't; everyone knows that "Miskatonic" means "whiskey and tonic".

Sylkat does not drink.....she is bewildered enough as it is.

My wish for Murihiku is to be invited to join an 'Urban Exploring'Club'.

Unfortunately, Murihiku's first exploration with the group will be into the dark cellars of Miskatonic University.

We shall remember Murihiku fondly.

I wish that I could see the last pictures taken with their cell phones.


Stylist

Okay wish granted. Murihiku goes into the depths of Miskatonic University, and is never seen from again. (that's his punishment for calling you an alcoholic)

However the pics he sent you from his cellphone which were supposed to be depicting his peril, instead only depicted his thumb and forefingers.

i wish i was invisible (literally this time, since i'm already metaphorically).

Granted. You are now literally invisible. Unfortunately, what you eat and drink and what becomes of it, is not. Rather like one of those deep sea clear fish.

People around you become grossed out and scream, so you decide you may as well go back to yourself and so you drink an antidote to the invisibility potion. Still once in a while, you drink another drop of the invisibility potion just for a change.

I wish I had a nice new hat.

Sure, here's your new hat...



i wish i lived near the sea.

Granted. A hurricane or tsunami occurs destroying your habitat.

I wish for better days ahead