Corrupt A Wish

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Assuming that HereBeDragons knows that we at WP are smart enough to deduce, from that clever username, and from the quote from pcgoblin, what the unspoken wish is for.

Our corespondent wants us to know about the little problem with having a pet dragon.

We understand.....you need aREALLY big pooper scooper;

Wish granted......

Your diesel-powered snowplow should be delivered any day now.

However, next week, gasoline in your area will be over twenty dollars a gallon.


I wish I could see a picture of your dragon, especially baby pictures!


Sylkat

granted........it's from their colonoscopy

I wish I wasn't allergic (mild) to the sun

Zzzzzap!

Wish granted!

You are now the Obsessive Suntan Lady from New Jersey!

I wish for a wading pool!


Sylkat

Here is your wading pool...it is also a sieve! Good luck with that water bill!

I wish I owned Ted Turner's land complete with a bank account with which to pay its upkeep and taxes.

Granted, your firm is now owners and in charge with the upkeep of the land, however you're not allowed to use or occupy the land since you're only placed in temporary charge once the new buyer arrives.

i wish i had my own vila on the French riviera.

wish granted by a dyslectic genie

you have a vile on a Buick riviera

Granted, your future wishes won't be as invisible as you are in the avatar.

I wish to safely travel to the south pole and back.

Granted, but that frostbite unfortunately cost you three toes, two fingers, and your nose.

I wish for a folding tricycle.

Sylkat

Granted, it folds down when the seat carries any weight.

I wish I wasn't eating dinner so late.

Granted. you're now eating nothing at all.

I wish i could go on holiday in space.

Granted, but it so happens that the only service currently offering an extended stay is the same one Gene Roddenberry used, so you would have to be cremated first. Better put that one on the Bucket List and hold it for after you actually kick the bucket!

I wish I could stay on task and get all my stuff done this afternoon. I need to solve a small Exchange issue, make a new laptop image, and investigate some Cloud stuff.

Wish granted but the clone that I gave you to help you with your tasks has since stolen your identity, and is about to bludgeon you to death.


I wish that I could turn paper to 100 dollar bills

Granted, but it only works if you use the paper from 100 dollar bills.

I wish for a nice tasty meal outside.

Wish granted your. Deliciously tasty meal is mash potatoes with a side of puffer fish prepared by my baby sister.

I wish to be more beautiful

Granted.

You are now .0001% more beautiful than Honey Boo Boo's Mama June.

I wish that my hair was thick and silky and waist-length.


Sylkat