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theimperiousdork
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15 Jun 2010, 10:34 pm

Was once a rabbit.


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16 Jun 2010, 5:59 am

Eats rabbits' feet for breakfast every day for good luck.



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16 Jun 2010, 9:55 am

Eats sheetrock from an old manor house out in the English countryside..



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16 Jun 2010, 10:01 am

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16 Jun 2010, 11:09 am

Jumps up & down on tables..



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16 Jun 2010, 11:59 am

Waits on tables... while most customers prefer to wait seated on chairs.


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16 Jun 2010, 1:15 pm

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16 Jun 2010, 1:20 pm

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16 Jun 2010, 6:53 pm

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17 Jun 2010, 10:00 am

Drives sergeant Bilko.


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17 Jun 2010, 10:09 am

Is sergeant Bilko's mother.



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17 Jun 2010, 10:12 am

Always beats Sergeant Bilko at poker.


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17 Jun 2010, 10:20 am

Buys all his camping equipment from Sgt. Bilko.



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17 Jun 2010, 2:25 pm

Is planning to join the army... as a cook because she enjoys peeling potatoes.


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17 Jun 2010, 3:08 pm

is currently working to find a way to fix potholes..



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17 Jun 2010, 3:17 pm

Is currently working to find ways to smoke more pot.


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