Corrupt A Wish

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I wish that 'No' had wished for something so that I could have corrupted it.

Sigh.


Sylkat

Granted. 'No' whispers a wish only to you.

You have so much fun corrupting the wish, you neglect everything else for the next several years. It was just that juicy of a corruptable wish.

Wish I had a dollar.

Granted! You have a dollar, and only one. And it's a sand dollar.

I wish I had the guts.

Granted. You have all the leftover guts from your closest meat processing facility, after they've been allowed to sit in the open for a couple days. Enjoy!

I wish there was an infallible cure for insomnia so I could go sleep now

You need a cure for insomnia like you need a hole in the head; which coincidentally provides the big sleep and is infallible at it.

I wish I had a hot air balloon for tomorrow.

Granted! Once you hit about 1,000 feet in the air, the steering apparatus goes out. It's OK, you safely land...eventually.

I wish I had a unicycle.

Granted, you have a unicycle, but there are some conditions on your ownership,

The ringmaster of the circus who "gave" you the unicycle will not take conventional payment for some eccentric reason, requiring you to work off your payment for the device by riding it in the acts. Usually this involves unicycling through a gauntlet of fierce and angry lions, but on occasion may also involve a mistreated bull elephant with behavioral problems. But worst of all are the clowns; the gags they subject you to make you fantasize about growing some tusks and skewering Bobo with them.

I wish I had tons of ambition.

Granted. Your ambition leads you to start an incredibly successful business and you make millions.

However, you go mad with power, get hold of several nukes and the entire earth is destroyed.

I wish I had perfect eyesight.

granted your eyesight is so perfect you can see the inner workings of people .like their guts, blood, bile and what's in their digestive system etc

i wish i lived in a remote mountain village.

Granted, but said village is in Afghanistan, and the local Mullah rather dislikes you.

I wish I had an Afghan Hound, they are SO beautiful!

Sylkat

Granted, I have knitted you a hound made out of afghans.

I wish all my grass was green.

Granted. To ensure that happening you have to hire the Wimbledon grounds crew and use special watering processes. The cost of these will bankrupt you.

I wish to close Pandora's box.

Listen here, smart guy, when you closed the box, could you not have put the evil spirits back inside FIRST?

Shutting it now that they are all out here just is NOT helping!

I wish for perfect teeth!

Sylka

Granted but in order to keep your teeth perfect you have to brush them 24 hours straight. meaning you can't eat, sleep or do anything else for that matter.

I wish i owned a brand new Ferrari.

It shall be delivered next Tuesday, says the Wish Fairy, but it is in an extremely large box, and you must assemble it yourself.

Enjoy!

I wish I had a 'Gold Rush Sundae', like Farrell's Ice Cream Parlour used to serve!


Sylkat

Granted. You get your Gold Rush Sundae and it looks delicious! But then you're besieged by a horde of idiots who think there is real gold in there. They push you aside and start prospecting your little dessert, leaving no ice-cream for you.

I wish I could cook like the chefs on cooking shows.