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i_wanna_blue
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21 Jun 2010, 4:16 am

Uses blue cheese as an aftershave. 8O :D



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21 Jun 2010, 4:58 am

^
What's bizarre about that?

Well, he can play Tchaikovsky's 4th symphony.... on a vuvuzela. :shock:



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21 Jun 2010, 5:47 am

i_wanna_blue wrote:
Uses blue cheese as an aftershave. 8O :D


[quote= "Erminea"]
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What's bizarre about that? [/quote]

True, I have often yodeled around pixies seeking parking lots burning frisbees,
alas, blue cheese is often affixed to Mesopotamic indigenies,
so I can only offer my condolences regarding aftershave commiserations


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21 Jun 2010, 5:58 am

Landed on the moon, discovering that not all of it is made of blue cheese.



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21 Jun 2010, 6:08 am

Landed on the moon, and fell into a :mrgreen:
Next time, post in a blue like I do!


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21 Jun 2010, 6:15 am

Only posts in blues, has greenophobia.


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21 Jun 2010, 6:22 am

Found a way to download turnip greens.



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21 Jun 2010, 6:30 am

Found a way to breed blue turnips. Unfortunately they look so unappealing no one wanted to eat them but the hogs.



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21 Jun 2010, 8:20 am

Keeps blue hogs in her yard.


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21 Jun 2010, 9:24 am

Keeps a pet hog in his house.



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21 Jun 2010, 10:27 am

Hogs all the turnips by herself.


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21 Jun 2010, 10:40 am

Banned from racing for nipping opponents on the turns.



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21 Jun 2010, 11:51 am

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21 Jun 2010, 12:36 pm

Found an interesting use in the garden for the vuvuzela but as this is a family show I can`t type that information here. :D


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21 Jun 2010, 12:42 pm

Told police he thought there was a dead body buried in his garden... so they would dig his garden for him free of charge.


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21 Jun 2010, 1:09 pm

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