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TallyMan
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21 Jun 2010, 1:11 pm

Is on first name terms with Popeye.


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21 Jun 2010, 2:49 pm

Was Olive Oil's first love, but Bluto scared him off.



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21 Jun 2010, 2:50 pm

Asked Olive Oil if she was extra virgin. :o


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21 Jun 2010, 3:08 pm

Tried eating large quantities spinach to get big and strong like Popeye, but it just gave him the runs.



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21 Jun 2010, 3:30 pm

Keeps getting spinach stuck between her teeth, so rinses them under the tap.


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21 Jun 2010, 3:38 pm

Lived with dolphins


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21 Jun 2010, 4:10 pm

Offers holidays inviting people to swim with sharks. The holidays must have been good, nobody has ever asked for a refund... and strangely nobody has ever returned from their holiday either.


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21 Jun 2010, 4:19 pm

Feeds dolphins to his pet sharks.



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21 Jun 2010, 4:45 pm

goes to flea markets sponsored by the amish...



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21 Jun 2010, 6:00 pm

Has a secret door in their wardrobe that takes them directly to the kitchen area of the space shuttle.


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21 Jun 2010, 8:05 pm

Looks out at the people walking by only to speak in a foreign languange when approached..



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21 Jun 2010, 9:22 pm

Pretends to speak a foreign language, but he actually made it up himself.



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22 Jun 2010, 3:45 am

Speaks fluent chicken.


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22 Jun 2010, 8:01 am

He's really 199 years old, but he stopped counting at 149.



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22 Jun 2010, 9:48 am

Is secretly training a flea circus between preparing meals.


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22 Jun 2010, 11:55 am

Keeps a flea circus in his bowler hat.


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