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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Is on first name terms with Popeye.
reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
Was Olive Oil's first love, but Bluto scared him off.
Asked Olive Oil if she was extra virgin.
Tried eating large quantities spinach to get big and strong like Popeye, but it just gave him the runs.
Keeps getting spinach stuck between her teeth, so rinses them under the tap.
Ergo_Proxy Snowy Owl
Joined: 16 Jun 2010Age: 38Gender: MalePosts: 133
Lived with dolphins
Offers holidays inviting people to swim with sharks. The holidays must have been good, nobody has ever asked for a refund... and strangely nobody has ever returned from their holiday either.
Feeds dolphins to his pet sharks.
ProfessorX Veteran
Joined: 8 Feb 2007Age: 53Gender: MalePosts: 16,795
goes to flea markets sponsored by the amish...
CosmicRuss Veteran
Joined: 30 Apr 2010Age: 160Gender: MalePosts: 6,101Location: Location:Location
Has a secret door in their wardrobe that takes them directly to the kitchen area of the space shuttle.
Looks out at the people walking by only to speak in a foreign languange when approached..
Pretends to speak a foreign language, but he actually made it up himself.
Speaks fluent chicken.
He's really 199 years old, but he stopped counting at 149.
Is secretly training a flea circus between preparing meals.
Keeps a flea circus in his bowler hat.