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21 Jun 2010, 3:46 pm

You win a Maserati

*Puts a sign up banning the insertion of foreign objects before inserting a quarter*


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21 Jun 2010, 4:18 pm

You win a suit at the WTO for banning foreign objects

*inserts a Canadian quarter*



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21 Jun 2010, 4:27 pm

You win a mullet.

*Inserts a crowbar*


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21 Jun 2010, 5:27 pm

Some drunken crows break into your house and make off with all your bread.

*inserts Haribo football sweet*


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21 Jun 2010, 5:52 pm

:lol: That's what I get for getting greedy I suppose.

You win two cavities.

*Inserts half eaten pizza crust*


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21 Jun 2010, 9:17 pm

You win a flock of pigeons.

*inserts a cork*



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22 Jun 2010, 8:01 am

Your cork is returned along with a screw in the coin reject shute.

*inserts an empty Danielismyname bullet case*


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22 Jun 2010, 12:05 pm

You receive a quarter.

*Inserts........ a quarter.*


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22 Jun 2010, 1:12 pm

You recieved a bowl of " only O's " soup! :lol:
*inserts a quarter *



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22 Jun 2010, 3:34 pm

You receive a slice of toast.

*inserts some butter*


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22 Jun 2010, 4:59 pm

You have received a jar of jam to go with your toast.

*inserts quarter*



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22 Jun 2010, 6:20 pm

You have won a toaster which only browns a quarter of each slice of bread.

*inserts quarter*


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22 Jun 2010, 6:51 pm

Did you insert the toasted quarter, or one of the untoasted ones? Either way, you receive a poached egg.

*inserts an empty egg shell*



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22 Jun 2010, 7:35 pm

CLUNK! You get a unbroken egg.

*inserts instruction manual.*


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22 Jun 2010, 7:48 pm

You get put on hold with tech support.

*inserts a paper clip*



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22 Jun 2010, 9:26 pm

You recieve the medallion of unending madness.

*inserts severed hand(not mine)*