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Jakki
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26 Aug 2020, 6:56 pm

Digress from reality at all cost under any stressful situation .

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26 Aug 2020, 9:43 pm

Never say what you mean or mean what you say.

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26 Aug 2020, 10:55 pm

Spit your food out in a loud manner at a restaurant if you as displeased with the quality.

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26 Aug 2020, 10:57 pm

Take offense to everything and assume everyone is taking offense to you.

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26 Aug 2020, 11:01 pm

Swearing equates to honesty.

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26 Aug 2020, 11:19 pm

Run after every emergency vehicle you see while alternately howling and eating a doughnut.

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27 Aug 2020, 4:46 am

Carpeta wrote:

Run after every emergency vehicle you see while alternately howling and eating a doughnut.

Looolz

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27 Aug 2020, 4:50 am

Finding out after you have just put your money in your parking meter , then deciding you need to move your car
And demanding a return of your money from the parking meter .

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27 Aug 2020, 4:53 am

Practicing surgery on your neighbour's children is a great way of getting your medical licence early.

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27 Aug 2020, 4:58 am

Before going into the astral planes, eat lots of cheese so you dream more vividly because cheese is more addictive than Methamphetamine's. [truth]

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27 Aug 2020, 3:17 pm

If you can't swim jump in a river where salt water crocodiles live and you'll learn really quickly.

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27 Aug 2020, 4:06 pm

When testing for current in a 220. Or. 110 volt circuit always touch both electrical leads to ones own tongue .
And best to leave the phone number of your local undertaker on a peice of paper next to where you are doing this testing.

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27 Aug 2020, 5:14 pm

Lick your and your guests’ meal before serving to ensure high quality.

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30 Aug 2020, 5:31 pm

Change your name to Doormat & let people walk all over you.