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i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
Enjoys harassing penguins.
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Keeps a penguin in his bowler hat.
theimperiousdork Veteran
Joined: 7 Jul 2009Age: 40Gender: MalePosts: 5,896Location: Secret
Is a penguin in a bowler hat.
CosmicRuss Veteran
Joined: 30 Apr 2010Age: 160Gender: MalePosts: 6,101Location: Location:Location
Manufactures the entire world supply of manila envelopes from their bedroom.
reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
Is a mastermind of cyber-insecurity
Is the world's leading expert in cookie security.
Lived in Australia in the 1980s and was understudy to Joan 'The Freak' Ferguson on cult tv show, Prisoner Cell Block H.
ProfessorX Veteran
Joined: 8 Feb 2007Age: 53Gender: MalePosts: 16,795
was a clockmaker or H. G. Wells
@CosmicRuss - was Vinegar-tits boyfriend @Prof - is the world's leading expert on cuckoo clocks.
Is known in social circles as "the guy who always vomits on party hosts."
Holds drinks parties on the vomit comet.
His birth parents were Chinese, but his adoptive parents managed to convince he was born to them and was all English
Is really the love child of Elvis Presley and Marilyn Monroe.
Is really the love-child of Elizabeth Taylor & her pool-boy
Tried to play pool in the pool, but the balls kept sinking.
His pool table has holes in the bottoms of the pockets, so the balls fall out on his opponents' feet