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22 Jun 2010, 11:58 am

Enjoys harassing penguins.



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22 Jun 2010, 12:01 pm

Keeps a penguin in his bowler hat.


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22 Jun 2010, 5:08 pm

Is a penguin in a bowler hat.


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22 Jun 2010, 6:35 pm

Manufactures the entire world supply of manila envelopes from their bedroom.


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22 Jun 2010, 6:47 pm

Is a mastermind of cyber-insecurity



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23 Jun 2010, 6:04 am

Is the world's leading expert in cookie security.


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23 Jun 2010, 7:23 am

Lived in Australia in the 1980s and was understudy to Joan 'The Freak' Ferguson on cult tv show, Prisoner Cell Block H.


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23 Jun 2010, 8:52 am

was a clockmaker or H. G. Wells



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23 Jun 2010, 9:07 am

@CosmicRuss - was Vinegar-tits boyfriend :wink:

@Prof - is the world's leading expert on cuckoo clocks.


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23 Jun 2010, 11:20 am

Is known in social circles as "the guy who always vomits on party hosts." :)



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23 Jun 2010, 12:17 pm

Holds drinks parties on the vomit comet.


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23 Jun 2010, 12:20 pm

His birth parents were Chinese, but his adoptive parents managed to convince he was born to them and was all English



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23 Jun 2010, 12:24 pm

Is really the love child of Elvis Presley and Marilyn Monroe.


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23 Jun 2010, 12:27 pm

Is really the love-child of Elizabeth Taylor & her pool-boy



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23 Jun 2010, 12:32 pm

Tried to play pool in the pool, but the balls kept sinking.


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23 Jun 2010, 12:35 pm

His pool table has holes in the bottoms of the pockets, so the balls fall out on his opponents' feet :twisted: