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TallyMan
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23 Jun 2010, 12:40 pm

Cut holes in the bottoms of my pockets so my balls would fall out! :lol:


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23 Jun 2010, 12:42 pm

Prefers to wear pants with natural air-conditioning.



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23 Jun 2010, 12:43 pm

Has electrically cooled bras made to order, with a fan attached to each cup.


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23 Jun 2010, 12:46 pm

^I wish! :lol:

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23 Jun 2010, 12:47 pm

Thumbs lifts all over the country, but only accepts lifts on Amish horse drawn carts.


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23 Jun 2010, 12:49 pm

Nicknamed Tom Thumb -- he has 2 thumbs on each hand! 8O



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23 Jun 2010, 12:51 pm

Has opposable hooves instead of hands.


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23 Jun 2010, 3:18 pm

Speaks from his rear end... :lol:

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23 Jun 2010, 5:04 pm

Was sure Ace Ventura would win at Cannes.



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23 Jun 2010, 6:32 pm

Canes the rears of Members of the Senate who claim too much on expenses.


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23 Jun 2010, 8:17 pm

Claims too much on expenses; I suspect he enjoys having his rear caned!



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23 Jun 2010, 8:50 pm

Was rejected from becoming a Nun due to not looking saintly enough..



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24 Jun 2010, 7:29 am

Was rejected from becoming a monk due to looking like Patrick Stewart.


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24 Jun 2010, 12:58 pm

Has a face which seemingly consists entirely of a nose.


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24 Jun 2010, 3:51 pm

Wants to be a nostrologist when he grows up.



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24 Jun 2010, 4:11 pm

Want's to be a Toys R Us kid when she matures..