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TallyMan
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24 Jun 2010, 5:09 pm

Wants to be the captain of the Star Ship Enterprise.


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24 Jun 2010, 5:11 pm

Wants to be the first Vulcan stand-up comedian.



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24 Jun 2010, 5:13 pm

Wishes he were an Oscar Meyer wiener.



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24 Jun 2010, 5:15 pm

Plucked her chickens to make them a comfortable pillow for them to lay on!


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24 Jun 2010, 5:18 pm

loves cheese -- especially toe cheese :eew:



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24 Jun 2010, 7:58 pm

eats furballs from other people's fur coats..



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24 Jun 2010, 8:32 pm

Is so hairy he doesn't have to buy a fur coat, his is naturally occurring.



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24 Jun 2010, 9:05 pm

Has found that chewing on her nails to be rather therapeutic



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25 Jun 2010, 6:04 am

Has found that chewing on reginaterrae's nails is rather therapeutic.


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25 Jun 2010, 7:02 am

has found chewing on nails, nuts & bolts to be rather therapeutic



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25 Jun 2010, 8:00 am

Imprisoned me in a dungeon with only the metal bars to chew.


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25 Jun 2010, 4:07 pm

escaped from prison using nothing more than a toothbrush..



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25 Jun 2010, 5:43 pm

Has a part-time job hanging branches in front of speed limit signs.


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25 Jun 2010, 5:52 pm

Has a full time job setting up signs that say "DO NOT READ THIS".



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25 Jun 2010, 5:58 pm

Got fired from the sign making factory for making a sign that read "DO NOT PRINT THIS" :lol:


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25 Jun 2010, 8:11 pm

He's the guy who came up with the wildly popular "Visualize world peace" bumper sticker. The "visualize whirled peas" variant was TallyMan's idea.