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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Wants to be the captain of the Star Ship Enterprise.
Xeno Veteran
Joined: 12 Jun 2010Age: 47Gender: MalePosts: 828
Wants to be the first Vulcan stand-up comedian.
reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
Wishes he were an Oscar Meyer wiener.
Plucked her chickens to make them a comfortable pillow for them to lay on!
loves cheese -- especially toe cheese
ProfessorX Veteran
Joined: 8 Feb 2007Age: 53Gender: MalePosts: 16,795
eats furballs from other people's fur coats..
Is so hairy he doesn't have to buy a fur coat, his is naturally occurring.
Has found that chewing on her nails to be rather therapeutic
Has found that chewing on reginaterrae's nails is rather therapeutic.
has found chewing on nails, nuts & bolts to be rather therapeutic
Imprisoned me in a dungeon with only the metal bars to chew.
escaped from prison using nothing more than a toothbrush..
CosmicRuss Veteran
Joined: 30 Apr 2010Age: 160Gender: MalePosts: 6,101Location: Location:Location
Has a part-time job hanging branches in front of speed limit signs.
Has a full time job setting up signs that say "DO NOT READ THIS".
Got fired from the sign making factory for making a sign that read "DO NOT PRINT THIS"
He's the guy who came up with the wildly popular "Visualize world peace" bumper sticker. The "visualize whirled peas" variant was TallyMan's idea.