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TallyMan
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26 Jun 2010, 4:21 am

Has a birthmark that reads "Hand wash only, not microwave safe."


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26 Jun 2010, 7:25 am

Cleans his socks in a microwave rice steamer.
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TallyMan
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26 Jun 2010, 8:53 am

Doesn't clean his socks, he simply puts them inside out after each week then continues wearing them.


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26 Jun 2010, 8:55 am

created a nuclear-powered washing machine but, was exposed to too much radiation..



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26 Jun 2010, 8:58 am

Converted an old cement mixer into a dish washer. It didn't turn out to be very practical for the purpose but proved excellent at creating mosaic tiles.


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26 Jun 2010, 9:27 am

Is rumoured to be collecting smashed crockery that will be glued to the interior of the Channel Tunnel in an attempt to win the Turner Prize 2120.


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26 Jun 2010, 9:30 am

He created something called "The Solar System". :lol:


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26 Jun 2010, 3:15 pm

Was born on the sun, but moved away because the snowstorms were too severe.



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26 Jun 2010, 3:16 pm

Has booked a skiing holiday on Venus.


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26 Jun 2010, 4:00 pm

TallyMan tallies bananas.



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26 Jun 2010, 4:06 pm

Goes around putting annoying songs into people's heads that just go on and on and on.


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26 Jun 2010, 4:26 pm

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26 Jun 2010, 6:56 pm

Looked to recreate DisneyWorld in his backyard...



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26 Jun 2010, 8:44 pm

Has been married 64 times.



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27 Jun 2010, 8:21 am

Officiated at all 64 of ProfessorX's weddings. 8O



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27 Jun 2010, 9:15 am

Married and divorced ProfessorX 63 times.