Corrupt A Wish

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granted !

Suddenly, your farm is in the UK.
You now have free health care... through the NHS.
Whose idea if health care is simply to tell you to clear off and buy some Paracetamol, whenever you see them about anything.
You also have to pay more taxes, in order to fund the NHS.



I wish that money grew on trees.

yeah my ex hubby got all his horses for free from a cattle out west.. oh sorry that's south to south east

Granted, but the trees are so rare that the only way to find one is to run around New York City naked.

I wish I had a pool in my backyard!

Tadah.... you now have a fully functioning mini pool-table in your back garden.
Unfortunately, it rains heavily from that day onward.... which is not only offputting, but makes the gauze so soggy that it's impossible to play pool no matter what.

I wish that I could run about naked in New York city, without anybody giving birth to kittens of fury over it.

Granted. Everyone in New York is allowed to run around naked. EVERYone.
I wish we all started speaking Old Norse.

The horror !

(waves magic wand) Ta-dah.... you are now a character in a Skyrim settlement, and can speak ancient Norse.
Everybody around you speaks Ancient Norse as well.
However you also have to put up with a local idiot asking you for mead every two seconds, while insisting that you are his favourite drinking buddy. And then you take an arrow to the knee.


I wish that I had Link's song to turn night into day or day into night.

Granted.
You become Link and no longer have any control of what you do. A 6 year now continously gets you killed over and over and over and over . . .

I wish for anything, anything at all.

Lucky you!

Here is your golden, flying chariot,here are your sparkling, winged steeds.....you are now my personal chauffeur, where shall we go first?

Hearst Castle?

Versailles?

The Louvre?



I wish for a Johnson Bulldog.


Sylkat

Granted.

A taxidermied arrives mysteriously on your doorstep.

I wish I had some vinegar smothered fish and chips to eat for lunch today.

Those are MY fish and chips!!

Give them back!

As far as granting your wish, I may mail you a crumb of cold leftover fish.

Maybe a tiny morsel of chips.

I wish that H.Salt Fish N' Chips would re-open in my town.



Sylkat

Mmmm, fish and chips. Haven't had that in a while.

The Wish Master hereby grants you your fish and chip store.

Enjoy obesity.

I wish that petrol was cheap again. $1 a litre would be nice.

Granted. You lose the vehicle you were driving so you can't use the cheaper petrol.

I wish to know if the hokey pokey was really what life was all about.

Wish granted by the FullDisclosure Fairy.

The ancient art of Hokey-Pokey turned into a series of terrible battles as Hokey-Pokey participants became more and more competitive.

They developed mystical powers, gave themselves new names, and became known as Pokemon.

Truth.

I wish for a battery-operated sewing machine, so I could sew outside on a nice day.


Sylkat

Granted, butuuuuut turns out your out of mega alien battery's, so you can't use it


I wish that WoW wasn't so repetitive! (For those that don't know, WoW means World of Warcraft)