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27 Jun 2010, 11:36 am

Keeps an ant colony under her dress. :D



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27 Jun 2010, 2:42 pm

Was seen conducting a business seminar from local telephone booth..



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27 Jun 2010, 3:30 pm

Attends business seminars from local telephone booth..



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27 Jun 2010, 4:27 pm

Leaves his business cards pinned up in telephone booths. :lol:


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27 Jun 2010, 4:58 pm

Is growing summer squash in a squash court......


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27 Jun 2010, 5:14 pm

chases after taxi's during rainstorms..



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27 Jun 2010, 5:47 pm

Was fired from BP for taking safety precautions too literal.



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27 Jun 2010, 6:30 pm

Was hired by BP for his famous "hands off" approach. 8O



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27 Jun 2010, 6:58 pm

Was fired from BP [Buckingham Palace] for having a "hands-off" approach to clearing up after the corgis.


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27 Jun 2010, 7:16 pm

Is trying to make more legroom for his legumes......


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28 Jun 2010, 5:12 am

Is giving his rhubarb acting lessons.


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28 Jun 2010, 6:02 am

Is sending him scripts



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28 Jun 2010, 6:10 am

Is sending custard and cream for him to apply as encouragement.


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28 Jun 2010, 6:11 am

Is sending him mustard and wasabi paste to apply as cosmetics.



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28 Jun 2010, 6:13 am

Has arranged for Arnold Schwarzenegger to assist with the acting lessons.


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28 Jun 2010, 6:14 am

Is prepared to offer a starring role to the prettiest rhubarb.