Corrupt A Wish

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Murihiku
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19 Jul 2013, 11:54 am

Granted. I hereby confiscate your computer and introduce you to the world of "outside". No more repetitive gaming for you!

You're welcome.

I wish I could stop waking up in the middle of the night, so I could have a proper night's sleep.

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It is easy to go down into Hell;
Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.

– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)

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19 Jul 2013, 12:07 pm

Granted. You inexplicably go into a coma and nobody can wake you up.
I wish I was a faster typer.

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19 Jul 2013, 12:27 pm

Granted.
You can now type 1,467,221 WPM, but never any slower.

I wish my toenails would stop growing so I never have to remember to trim them.

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19 Jul 2013, 3:54 pm

Granted. However, your fingernails now grow 1000 times faster

I wish the power would come back on in my house

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19 Jul 2013, 5:25 pm

Granted, but it only comes back for 10 seconds.

I wish I could speak Italian.

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19 Jul 2013, 7:17 pm

YOU!! !

Your corruption actually worked. My power came back on about 5 minutes after your post, and then went back off less than half an hour later...

Anyway, your wish is granted but you forget how to speak English

I wish the power would come back on in my house AND STAY ON!

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19 Jul 2013, 7:22 pm

Granted. And for some reason, once you turn something on it stays on, even if you pull the cord.

I wish I could sleep.

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19 Jul 2013, 7:24 pm

Granted.....

None of your 'off' switches works.

I wish for a nice little cottage.

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19 Jul 2013, 7:27 pm

Granted. And it's made of gingerbread, which is awesome . . .

. . . until it rains.

I still wish I could sleep.

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19 Jul 2013, 9:37 pm

Granted. You are induced into a coma.

I wish to turn my hearing on and off at will.

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20 Jul 2013, 9:59 am

Granted. You turn your hearing off to go to sleep and you don't hear the smoke alarm going off in your house. You suffocate and die.
I wish I had a cell phone.

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20 Jul 2013, 11:07 am

Granted.
But the cell phone is so old it runs on punch cards.

I wish my wife could find a better job closer to home.

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20 Jul 2013, 1:03 pm

Granted.

She will become a well-paid foster mother for flatulent Mini Potbellied Pigs and Fainting Goats.

In your home.

I wish I had a solar-powered washing machine.

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20 Jul 2013, 9:18 pm

Congratulations! You have just won a solar powered washing machine.

Unfortunately it only works if you are wearing the clothes.

http://crispgreen.com/files/2011/04/sol ... achine.jpg

I wish I had a solar powered radio-television that was light and portable.

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21 Jul 2013, 6:51 am

Granted.

But....

You are now living on the dark side of the moon.

I wish that I had a talking parrot.

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21 Jul 2013, 7:00 am

Granted but it screams obscenities at your mother every time when comes to visit.

I wish my husband was not such an a**hole.

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