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TallyMan
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28 Jun 2010, 6:20 am

Has already booked a front row seat for the rhubarb's premier performance.


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28 Jun 2010, 6:22 am

Is selling tickets to the library so the books can attend.



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28 Jun 2010, 6:25 am

Is teaching the rhubarb an opening song.


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28 Jun 2010, 6:31 am

He's the guy who thought up the rhubarb theater idea to begin with, and financed it.



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28 Jun 2010, 6:33 am

Encouraged me to put the other half of my life savings into her oven-ready parakeet business.


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28 Jun 2010, 6:37 am

Started the parakeet-feather boa fad.



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28 Jun 2010, 7:58 am

Aquired TallyMan`s morning newspaper, to wrap some rhubarb in.

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28 Jun 2010, 8:51 am

Stole my rhubarb! Just as it was coming to its prime and was ready to sing at the premier!


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28 Jun 2010, 10:50 am

stole reginaterrae's shampoo



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28 Jun 2010, 11:42 am

(Shampoo! :lol: One thing I have no use for.)

Stole my large adjustable spanner (wrench)!


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28 Jun 2010, 2:11 pm

Exchanges emails with a buxom wench called Heidi.


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28 Jun 2010, 2:21 pm

(Don't tell everyone!)

Exchanges emails with a Nigerian prince, and is helping him to transfer 10 million dollars out of Africa.


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28 Jun 2010, 2:37 pm

Is a Nigerian prince in desperate need of your bank account routing numbers. BTW, where's that ten million anyway? And why have all my accounts been cleared out?? 8O


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28 Jun 2010, 6:06 pm

Is really a telemarketer working in Bangalore,India..



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28 Jun 2010, 7:53 pm

Is really a tech support guy for Dell, working in Mumbai.



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29 Jun 2010, 1:23 am

Pretends to be an automated call centre when people phone her "Press 1 to order my culinary services, press 2 to request a prayer, press 3 to donate money, hangup if you want money."


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