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syzygyish
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05 Jul 2010, 6:33 am

raises all his beards in a cardboard aquarium,
then rolls them up into handle-bar moustahes,
and rides them out over the thin red line,
then weaves back and forth over the black and white line,
then abruptly changes his mind
and decides to vote for "The Age of Aquarius"
:?


Luckily, I have a video handy that explains exactly what "The Age of Aquarius" is
... Haven't watched it yet, Enjoy! :D
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_zAUrOq-Dc[/youtube]


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05 Jul 2010, 6:41 am

He's actually his own grandfather.



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05 Jul 2010, 11:14 am

Invented sneezing.



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05 Jul 2010, 12:47 pm

Has 3 legs.



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05 Jul 2010, 1:30 pm

Has 2 heads.


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05 Jul 2010, 1:30 pm

Has a wooden leg.


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05 Jul 2010, 1:32 pm

Trained some woodworm in the art of Ninja fighting and set them lose on my wooden leg... which has now crumbled leaving me with but one leg to stand on! :evil:


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05 Jul 2010, 1:48 pm

Gets mistaken for a flamingo by twitchers when out for a country stroll.


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05 Jul 2010, 2:06 pm

Gets mistaken for a comet by astronomers out for a country stroll at night.


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05 Jul 2010, 3:46 pm

Snorted all the Ajax.....


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05 Jul 2010, 3:48 pm

Smokes kippers instead of cigarettes.



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05 Jul 2010, 3:49 pm

Buys a pack of 20 kippers every morning.


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05 Jul 2010, 3:51 pm

Raises kippers in his bathtub to sell to smokers.



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05 Jul 2010, 5:04 pm

:twisted: :P :x 8O :? 8) :lol: :o :( :) :D :arrow: :wink: :cry: :lol: 8) :? 8O :D :) :x :P :evil: :!: :( :o

(translation: speaks only in emoticons)



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05 Jul 2010, 5:05 pm

IS an emoticon!


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05 Jul 2010, 5:13 pm

Is an emoticon artist's model.