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KittenWithAWhip
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06 Jul 2010, 1:04 am

Is the very model of a modern Major General!


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06 Jul 2010, 3:14 am

Taught sergeant Bilko how to play poker.


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06 Jul 2010, 10:59 am

Is still under the assumption that poker is a game, which involves poking others in the eye, with a stick.



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06 Jul 2010, 11:24 am

Likes to play leapfrog, except he can't seem to get past the starting position :wink:



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06 Jul 2010, 11:55 am

^ 8O :lol:

Doesn't take things lying down.


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06 Jul 2010, 11:59 am

Hacked into the Pentagon's website, just for kicks.



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06 Jul 2010, 12:31 pm

Is trying to get me extradited to the States to stand trial!


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06 Jul 2010, 4:12 pm

Claims to be a Roman citizen, like Paul, in an attempt to avoid prosecution.



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06 Jul 2010, 4:34 pm

Tried to start a hurricane in the Bahamas by flapping her arms rather violently. :) (Check the weather report to see if it worked.)



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06 Jul 2010, 7:29 pm

Wanted to be a whirling dervish, but the resulting tornadoes were just too scary.



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06 Jul 2010, 11:11 pm

Isn't in Kansas anymore.


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06 Jul 2010, 11:13 pm

Knows every member of the rock band, Devo, personally. 8)


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07 Jul 2010, 6:44 am

Runs the Madonna fan club site.


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07 Jul 2010, 9:48 pm

Was the inspiration for The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.


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08 Jul 2010, 6:56 am

Designs submarines equipped with weapons to hunt sea pigs.


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08 Jul 2010, 7:55 am

His beard is 3 feet long 8O


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