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Granted.

Google 'Lil Bub'.

However, if you try to take her, her owner will make The Normandy Landing look like a tea party.

So we shall just have to get you a happy little chihuahua who will stay small.

And yappy, and territorial, and cranky.

I wish I had a Great Pyrenees.


Sylkat

Sorry, the mountain you just ordered has crushed your house. Thankfully no one was home at the time.

I wish I had 100 acres of land. Tax free.

Granted. You are now proud owner of a hundred acres of the finest, most mosquito ridden swampland in all of Florida. Tax Free.

I wish I had my own enameling kiln and enamels.

Here you go.....

You find yourself in China, 200B.C., Han Dynasty......you shall spend your days sculpting, firing, and glazing many, many, many ceramic horses.

I wish for a Han Dynasty Horse.

Life-sized.


Sylkat

Wish granted but you must hand over your life sized model of Big Bird from Sesame Street.

I wish for a sticking plaster.

WishGranted......

The Fairies of Home Remodeling shall commence sticking pink and lavender plaster all over your house, starting at about three o'clock in the morning.

I wish I had some hot Cheddar Cheese Soup.


Sylkat

Granted but it's all over the kitchen floor. Watch you don't slip.

I wish I had pointed ears like an elf.

Wish granted, but the Ear Fairy is in a bad mood, and your new ears are growing on your knees.


I wish I had a bowl of Vichyssoise, just once, to see if I like it.


Sylkat

Granted, but someone heats it up for you, so you miss the intended purpose of it which is eating it cold.

I wish to have 10 acres of totally inhabitable land in Mars, with enough food and water to last me a lifetime, plus be safely transported there.

Granted but suddenly as soon as you land fifty million Marvin Marshans attack you with lasers and re-run episodes or Loony Tunes.

I wish I knew why we had no RP's going on in this section (someone answer this legit pls? I'm curios.)

You could try the 'Epic Battle' thread......


Sylkat

You could try making a wish......

I wish that I could rule the world.

You got it, but half the world is disobeying you now.

I wish I could live in Los Angeles.

Granted. An 10-magnitude earthquake hits there just when you move in destroying everything in the area.

I wish it was 1985 again.

Granted. But there is a worldwide shortage hairspray and shoulder pads and this leads to tremendous levels of civil unrest. People in WHAM! T-shirts and leg warmers protest and you accidentally get knocked out by one of their demonstration paper mache shoulder pads.

I wish I had a trio of Polish bantam chickens.

Granted. Your trio of Polish bantam chickens are the most talented chickens you have ever seen. The trio can harmonize perfectly on any song once they have heard it. They can also dance the Polka and even play specially adapted accordions perfectly.

Soon, Weird Al Yankovic steals them away, leaving you heartbroken. But, as they open for him on his national tours, they do send you post cards. How thoughtful.

I wish I had a pizza. Piping hot, clean, on appropriate dishware, and nothing wrong with it (or me.)