Corrupt A Wish

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11 Aug 2013, 11:24 pm

What sort of chips, the fairy wanted to know. She supplies a lieftime supply of wood chips and as an extra bonus, free lifetime dental treatment!

I wish I could instantaneously and safely travel anywhere in the world and back again.

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11 Aug 2013, 11:29 pm

Easy enough. Enjoy your instantaneous trip to Hawaii. There and back again, in the safe blink of an eye. Wiki wiki!

I wish that Santa Claus was real.

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12 Aug 2013, 7:02 am

Granted. Now you only get coal for Christmas every year.

I wish my job paid in the top 5% instead of the bottom 5% (according to the BLS).

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12 Aug 2013, 3:00 pm

Ok but it will be corrupt

I wish I could stop chewing this tooth pick.

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12 Aug 2013, 4:21 pm

The tooth pick in your mouth, thanks to all of the saliva, begins to sprout branches and leaves. It continues growing, out the window, where it gets lodged and damages the dry wall.

When the tooth pick became a tree it also damaged your dental work so, have fun with the next several dental visits while your teeth are repaired. (He takes pity on you so it's all free of charge, though. Also because the amount of new customers from the publicity will pay for his vacation this year.)

I wish I had a whole new set of teeth - healthy, white, flawless, and rooted in my mouth in place of my old ones.

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12 Aug 2013, 5:42 pm

Granted. You get new teeth from a matching donor, but your body rejects the transplant.

I wish the free version of Hulu didn't suck.

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29 Sep 2013, 11:06 am

NOOOOOOoooo!

Granted: It's random, in terms of time and location. And your clothes gets left behind.

I wish I could levitate.

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29 Sep 2013, 11:30 am

Haha!

Granted, but you will never be able to put your feet on the ground again!!

I wish I could fly.

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29 Sep 2013, 12:29 pm

Granted; you're a fly - but watch out for that chameleon behind you getting ready to shoot out his tongue.

I wish I had a nice large ice cream with seven flavours for dessert right now.

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29 Sep 2013, 5:35 pm

Here's your ice cream.....it began to melt as I walked to your house from the store, so I put it in a nice plastic bag.

You could drink it and pretend it is a milkshake.

I wish I had a ceiling fan.

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29 Sep 2013, 9:11 pm

Granted. You now have a wild admirer of your bedroom ceiling. You now have to share the room with him.

I wish i also had eyes in the back of my head.

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30 Sep 2013, 4:36 am

Granted.

You are now a flounder.

I wish the buses ran later on weekends.

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30 Sep 2013, 6:05 am

Granted, they run from 12AM, is that late enough for you?

Speaking of buses and weekends, I wish they were more often on weekends. Or any day, really.

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30 Sep 2013, 6:10 am

EnglishJess wrote:

Granted, they run from 12AM, is that late enough for you?

Speaking of buses and weekends, I wish they were more often on weekends. Or any day, really.

Granted. The streets are now flooded with buses to the point where nothing ever gets anywhere.

I wish I could teleport.

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30 Sep 2013, 8:13 am

Wish Granted, by the Fairy Of Misread Maps.

Oops!

You just transported to a bowling alley.....in the midst of the pins!

I wish for an iPad Mini with 128 GB.

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30 Sep 2013, 12:28 pm

You jump from 2013 to 2018, where your uncle Bert buys you one for Christmas. Unfortunately in the process you miss out on taking part in the national lottery on the day when the numbers you do every week would have won you $60,000,000.

I wish that it was easy to get fit, and to obtain a muscular physique.

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