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12 Jul 2010, 12:29 pm

Rescues poor, cold, little lost orphaned gnomes from the ice and snow and wraps them in raw bacon and puts them in a warm place in her kitchen to thaw them out. :wink:

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12 Jul 2010, 12:36 pm

Yes, and serves them on toast triangles. :lol:

Loves Kitten's cooking.

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12 Jul 2010, 12:42 pm

Was the family cook, but the police became suspicious after her family had been missing for several months.

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12 Jul 2010, 12:56 pm

Likes playing detective dress-up in his spare time, complete with cape, hat, and pipe a la Sherlock Holmes.

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12 Jul 2010, 2:08 pm

Likes to dress up as Scoobydoo and investigate mysteries.

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12 Jul 2010, 4:14 pm

Would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for us pesky kids.

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12 Jul 2010, 4:32 pm

Is cruel to chickens.

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12 Jul 2010, 4:35 pm

:lol:

Rather than "A chicken in every pot", his personal mission for France is "Some pot for every turkey".

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12 Jul 2010, 4:43 pm

Grows exotic herbs in her garden and sells lots to students, who strangely don't do much cooking.

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12 Jul 2010, 5:34 pm

Hates being proven not to be a genius.

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13 Jul 2010, 5:08 am

Hates blue animals

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13 Jul 2010, 5:45 am

Hates Transylvania.

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13 Jul 2010, 6:35 am

Is the only gay Tyrannosaurus Rex in his village

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13 Jul 2010, 11:22 am

Can see his house from up there.

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13 Jul 2010, 11:32 am

Has turned all the people in her neighborhood into bacon..

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13 Jul 2010, 12:09 pm

Pays a rabbit to groom his eyebrows.

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