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Wish granted.
Yikes! You turn into a complete double of Jimmy Saville.

I wish I was best friends with Genghis Khan.

You get killed by the Western Xia during the fall of Yinchuan.

I wish for a new pair of shoes.

Granted, they are Dutch clogs, wooden and uncomfortable.

I wish to be successful someday!

You only get what you wish for
..

You will wish you never said that

Granted. What did I just say now?

I wish that all Twilight fangirls encountered this: http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/twileye.htm

Dear Anarbaculadrop,

That was brilliant; thank you from all of us!

I wish for that to be on t-shirts all over the world!


Sylkat

Granted. You can't get into the T-shirt as a globe is permanently affixed inside of it.

I wish cameras gave perfect pictures without using the flash.

Granted, but you have to be riding on the back of an elephant at exactly 52 mph in order to get them to work.

I wish smurfs were real... just because I really want to see what someone does with the corruption for that.

They are real and living under your house.

They sneak in at night and raid your refrigerator.

They also order peculiar things on eBay when you leave your computer on, and they steal the TV Guide.

I wish that I had a pop-up tent.


Sylkat

Granted. However, it can only pop up if you push it into a giant toaster.

I wish I could make trees boogie as I passed them.

We tried.

The trees refused.

So, the Weather Fairy is negotiating for some extremely strong winds.

I wish for a big bowl of chili.


Sylkat

Chili only? On its own? Granted, but you have to eat it all in one sitting including the little ones - as you may know, the smaller they are, the hotter they are and the Food Fairy goes for quantity to fill the bowl.

I wish for relaxing music to listen to wherever I go.

Granted.

It's so relaxing every body in your muscle relaxes and you end up turning into human jelly.

I wish Leeds United FC lost every football game they played for the next 13 years.

That is an easy wish to fulfill....

When David Icke's Lizard People take over the planet, football is one of the first things they will outlaw, therefore, no teams will win anything!

I wish to know the truth about Kaspar Hauser.


Sylkat

(unlikely since he used to be a professional goalkeeper)

WHO??

Granted - the spirits have spoken to me (hic) and they have said "Don't trust the Kaptain". I have no idea what that means.

I wish there were no boundaries between people. Apart from you Sylkat - you smell of wee

Granted. Everyone is squished together to a point where no one can move.

I wish to safely ride a unicycle.