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Granted. Unfortunately, every other vehicle is unusable.

I wish that I got this:http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-674

Granted, but you’ll miss all the ducks and the dog will giggle.


I wish I owned Animal Crossing New Leaf

Granted, but you'll have to give up your other games.

I wish I was out of Texas.

Granted, a tornado transports you faaar out into the Atlantic. Hope yer a miiighty good swimmah li’l missy! Uh-oh! Are those sharks?

I wish there were more boats in the Atlantic!

Granted, but they all simultaneously struck a bunch of icebergs and sunk just like the Titanic.

I wish there weren't any icebergs in the Northern Atlantic.

Granted, they all melted due to global warming, expanding the big blue and shrinking the land mass significantly. Blub blub...

I wish Deep Horizon wasn't spewing out more oil again

Granted, but now the Gulf will see more devastating hurricanes.

I wish hurricanes weren't so devastating to the Gulf coast.

Granted. The hurricanes become smaller and less powerful. They also become far more numerous, with average of 10 an hour per state.


I wish I could see a desert once.

Granted, but you will have to stumble through a mess of scorpions and rattlesnakes. Good luck!

I wish I could go whale watching in Alaska.

Granted. Shamu breaches the surface like this [img][800:542]http://i42.tinypic.com/n6z2ix.jpg[/img]
But I guess all the mercury in the environment has made him misjudge the distance to your boat. Splat!

I wish all the rattlesnakes and scorpions were non-venomous.

Granted, but that won't keep the scorpions sting from hurting like crazy, or the snakes from carrying bacteria that causes tetanus or gangrene in their mouths.

I wish snakes didn't exist period.

Ouch!


Granted. With the snakes gone, the land is overrun with mice and rats.


I wish there weren’t rats where I live.

Granted, cats will take care of the mice and rats. Now there is an overrun of feral cats. Better watch out! They are viscous!

I wish mosquitoes and chiggers didn't exist.

Granted. In their ecological niche are bloodsucking venomous spiders instead. They’re small yet their poison is so lethal.

I wish all feral cats were spayed.

Granted, female feral cats are spayed, but males are not neutered. The males are still ferocious.

I wish there were no venomous spiders....especially black widows and brown recluses.

Granted. Some trapdoors are still around though. With the venomous spiders gone, there will be far more bugs, and the remaining spiders will triple in size.

I wish all feral cats were spayed or neutered according to their sex. (and I wish even more that you hadn't caught that lol)