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Granted, now all cats are sprayed and neutered.....but they are still feral. (And, so sorry...but I noticed!)

I wish I could get over my arachnophobia......Creepy spiders!

Granted. You become obsessed with spiders and collect them by the numbers. Your house is filled up with them, and spiders become your life. Doesn’t that sound nice?

I wish there were no feral cats. Period.

Aww....terrifying!

Granted, but now there is an increase in the number feral children cases.

I wish I had a platter of delicious Greek food...Yum!

Granted. Just as you are about to start your feast, a bunch of fear children breaks in and steal your delicious Greek food. And the way they wolf it down, I’d say they didn’t even enjoy it. What a waste!

I wish there were no feral children.

Granted, there are no feral children. Just normal annoying children eating lots of sugar, running around all over the place, and vomiting everywhere.

I wish to never have to clean up some kid's vomit...yuck!

Granted, you have to clean up the vomit from sick and hungover adults instead. Thank heaven there are no children there!

I wish I never vomit again

Granted, but you will still feel just as sick to your stomach.

I wish to never get sick to my stomach again.

Granted. You get throbbing migraines instead.

I wish my leftovers were warm already

Dang it....I already get those

Granted, but once the are warmed up to the perfect temperature and you are ready to sit down to eat...you accidentally dump you leftovers all over the floor. Such a tragedy!

I wish to never get a thunderstorm of a migraine again!!

Granted. Now Texas gets hit by blizzards. Wow, I bet you never had frostbite before?

I wish I had other food available.

Granted, but it's liver and brains......tasty...eat up!

I wish to never get frostbite!

Yikes!

Granted. It gets hotter and hotter. And hotter still. What a nasty case of heatstroke.


I wish there were still feral children around so they could steal the “food” I’m left with..

Granted, but they will start to eat you alive too!

I wish cannibalism wasn't even a concept.....so disturbing!

You’d think it was also counterproductive from an evolutionary viewpoint.

Granted, but it’ll make it even harder to survive a crash landing in the Andes.

I wish plane crashes didn’t happen

My high school Spanish teacher showed us that movie in class.....

Granted, but terrorist attacks will still occur.

I wish terrorists didn't exist.

School would’ve improved so much with more movies!

Yeah, if only…

Granted but there will still be mass shootings and serial murderers

I wish there were no extremists