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TallyMan
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16 Jul 2010, 3:03 am

Owns 49% of ACME but is determined to hold 100% by sending me defective and dangerous products.


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16 Jul 2010, 6:36 am

Buys out all of his stock of acme and in returns gives him ownership of Pfizer..hehe



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16 Jul 2010, 6:40 am

Has been married, for years.


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16 Jul 2010, 6:59 am

was responsible for 9:11, :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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16 Jul 2010, 7:12 am

Has a harem of men after her.


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16 Jul 2010, 7:56 am

Doesn't actually like the Kinks :lol:



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16 Jul 2010, 10:14 am

Has every single Boyz 2 Men album



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16 Jul 2010, 10:42 am

Thinks 50 cent should be the next US president.



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16 Jul 2010, 11:01 am

Always walks tip-toe over lawns, afraid to hurt the grass. Well, he also really dislikes football out of sympathy for the field/pitch.



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16 Jul 2010, 11:06 am

Has been offering counseling to those blades of grass most traumatized. (for a 100 Euro an hour, I might add). 8O



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16 Jul 2010, 11:17 am

Has a relative who invented the chocolate covered lava cake.



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16 Jul 2010, 3:32 pm

Was the lead singer in BoneyM.


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16 Jul 2010, 4:12 pm

Played the role of Simon Cowell during the 1930's version of "Idols". (Transcripts of the show can be provided on request - or so I'm told :) )



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16 Jul 2010, 4:14 pm

Used to think he was an idol until someone explained they actually meant he was "idle".


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16 Jul 2010, 5:43 pm

Believed he was the living version of Charles de Gaulle until, he was told that, he was being highly imaginative..



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17 Jul 2010, 9:32 am

edit: sorry posted on the wrong thread :oops:


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