Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, there are no extremists, but evil still exists!

I wish I had a copy of Hocus Pocus!

Granted, but the TV breaks so you won’t get to watch it.

I wish I didn’t type so slowly when I’m eating

No! Well, I could always watch it on my laptop

Granted, you'll type slowly all the time...except when you are eating.

I wish for my TV never to break!

No you can’t, it’s copy protected and won’t play

Granted. Bye bye DVD player.

I wish I always typed fast and correct.

Granted, but you can only do so in Norwegian.

I wish I knew how to speak, write, and read a foreign language fluently.

Granted but you forget all your English skills.
I wish I could speak -and understand! - fluent Italian (but still knew Norwegian and English)

Granted, you speak and understand Italian, English, and Norwegian, but you can't write any of them.

I wish to never lose my English skills!

Granted. But your wish triggers a curse so in this new reality you never had it. Now you have no language at all.

I wish it was easier to communicate with you!

Granted, I develop my own language, but you would have to figure it out first before you communicate with me.

I wish I could understand all the languages of the world....including sign language.

Yikes! Hope you at least will write a textbook!

Granted but you can’t make yourself understood in any of them.

"In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language."
Mark Twain

I wish I could speak, write and understand Norwegian, English and Italian.

Granted, but you will have a strong accent and no one will be able to understand you when you speak Italian or English...

I wish to never see another textbook again let alone write one.

Not gonna make this easy for me, are ya? Gar!

Granted. But you’ll never learn another language that way, and I’m the only one bright enough to learn your language.

I wish you could just take a pill and learn whatever you wanted

Granted, but you fill find that having too much knowledge won't make you happy.

I wish I knew how to play the piano.

The piano wishes that too!

Granted. You are so skilled at it that you’ll be playing professionally for the rest of your life. Unfortunately you never get to play music you enjoy, so it’s not very fun.

I wish I was skilled at everything I wanted.

Lol....I've been torturing the piano!! !

Granted! Now everyone is jealous of you, and seeks you out to teach them new skills.....they never leave you alone......all day.....all night.....they are always bugging you. Have fun with you new found skills!

I wish I could turn back to clock 6 hours so I can sleep normal hours instead of spending all night playing Corrupt a Wish, and being tired for the rest of the day......oh, me!

Granted.

You can turn back the clock, you just turn the plastic cog on the back of it.

Problem is, it's only the clock that changes

I wish liquid good luck poured out of my kitchen tap.