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10 Jan 2010, 4:57 am

They kept rolling off my fork.

Why haven't you made the bed yet?

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10 Jan 2010, 12:06 pm

I always make my bed. Pssh. You just haven't put your glasses on!

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10 Jan 2010, 12:26 pm

Grahamy wrote:

You just haven't put your glasses on!

Supposed to be in question form.

I haven't put my glasses on because they broke.

Why haven't you brought me my drink?

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10 Jan 2010, 12:27 pm

I don't really need it, I can see perfectly fine without one

Why haven't you done your homework?

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12 Jan 2010, 1:37 am

Dog ate it

Why haven't you done the dishes?

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12 Jan 2010, 7:43 am

Because the dishes did me.

Why didn't you give me more money?

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12 Jan 2010, 7:58 am

theimperiousdork wrote:

Because the dishes did me.

Why didn't you give me more money?

Because I did not want to

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12 Jan 2010, 11:34 am

Cause I was too shy :oops:

Why can't this PC play minesweeper?

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12 Jan 2010, 11:36 am

Erm... its a long story, i think somebody put a mine on that game causing you not to play it, it wasn't me :oops: **BOOM**

Why have you not heard of Dynasty Warriors? :lol:

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12 Jan 2010, 2:11 pm

I must have led a sheltered life to not have heard of them.

Why have you eaten everything in the fridge?

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12 Jan 2010, 2:13 pm

erm... nope **burp** :oops:

Was you drinking m can of pepsi? :evil:

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12 Jan 2010, 2:15 pm

No, I used it to clean my shoes.

Why haven't you taken the dog a walk?

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12 Jan 2010, 2:23 pm

I ate the dog.

Why didn't you hoover the living room?

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12 Jan 2010, 2:28 pm

It blew up when I sudden turned it on.... now i must have another shower... **steals the dust from the hoover and puts it on himself like he was really enjoying it** :lol:

Why have you not went to work?

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12 Jan 2010, 2:30 pm

Because Magnus.

Why did you not fhjjkgnhgbsjgkhg?

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12 Jan 2010, 2:33 pm

Because fyuruf, jhv, jy,vjhghmvm, jfthdhxhfx, cnvbvgnbmnjbjyg, and gcmgghvvhkvhftdhg!! ! And why take another shower?

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