Why did _____ cross the road?

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31 Jan 2010, 4:27 am

Why did the potato cross the road?

Wanted to put down new roots.

Why did Jesus cross the road with a cross?

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31 Jan 2010, 4:31 am

It's his second coming, and he wanted to apologize for the inconvenience.

Why did George W. Bush cross the road?

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31 Jan 2010, 4:34 am

To bomb another country.

Why did Einstein cross the road?

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31 Jan 2010, 4:38 am

To design a bomb for anther country.

Why did the cup of tea cross the road?

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31 Jan 2010, 4:40 am

To get away from the Starbucks, only to encounter another three on that side.

Why did the vampire cross the road?

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31 Jan 2010, 4:46 am

Jesus turned the corner holding a cross.

Why did the three little piggies cross the road?

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31 Jan 2010, 4:48 am

To get a prescription for swine flu.

Why did the llama cross the road?

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31 Jan 2010, 4:49 am

to get a new dolly

Why did the doll cross the road?

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31 Jan 2010, 4:52 am

She was being carried by the power of a tsunami.

Why did Vincent Van Gogh cross the road?

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31 Jan 2010, 4:54 am

Needed a quiet place to scream

Why did the teenage mutant ninja turtles cross the road?

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31 Jan 2010, 4:57 am

To buy turtle wax.

Why did Leon Trotsky cross the road?

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31 Jan 2010, 5:01 am

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why did Leon Trotsky cross the road?

Because it was seldom trod upon, and he felt trotskysome.

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31 Jan 2010, 5:10 am

We've came to a crossroads!

Why did John Lennon cross the road?

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31 Jan 2010, 5:18 am

to get away from the screaming fan mob.

Why did the big cheese cross the road?

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31 Jan 2010, 6:15 am

fidelis wrote:

Why did the big cheese cross the road?

Because it was holy!
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(ahem.

normal service will be resumed after this cacking fit grinds to a halt.
...
...
... there we go!)

Why did Darth Vader cross the road?

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31 Jan 2010, 6:20 am

Because Luke just didn't know when to quit.

Why did Samuel L Jackson cross the road?

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