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Though good but naive spirited as she was, she had no sense of smell because of all the spices she had just ingested. And since everybody else were laying on the ground, trying not to vomit, and therefore were unable to warn her in any way, she shoved her entire arm into the mailbox.

She takes out her poo-covered arm and licks the feces off. This incident was captured on video, and featured on the Internet under the title "Jenny's Arm".

She was disgusted with herself for such a embarrassment. That following week, they found her dead.

Meanwhile, the dragon woke up and found it's brain had decoupled all smelling functionality as a desperate security measure to avoid similar situations in the future. In the process, however, it's brain had to compensate by coupling back the dragon's vision. Although rudimentary, it was enough to perceive silhouettes of it's surroundings and the dragon got back on it's feet.

the dragon, with its fuzzy vision, inadvertently wandered too close to a cliff, and stumbling over the edge, fell several hundred feet until it landed on the billowy leafy branches of a fuzzy tree. it rolled and tumbled through the branches until it finally rolled-off and landed with a splat[!] in a big pile of rehemorhh dung. the rehemorhh was a loathsome creature which resembled the piles of an afflicted...

dugong. The Rehemorhh was once thought extinct, but had only disappeared on a temporary basis so that it could pursue it's career as an anime cartoonist. However, he was back and had vengeance on his mind. He was going to take the Dragon and tear him a new...

access hole into a higher dimension which all creatures great and small can clamber through, into a world of their dreams - at the expense of the poor dragon, of course. but nobody cries for dead dragons nor kings, including...

the authors of this particular universe, who at this very second [of earthtime] are together scheming to undo the entire plot of...