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01 Apr 2010, 6:58 pm

jc6chan wrote:
Human being falls down a giant blender ALIVE, SCREAMING, while blood and guts start squirting everywhere.


The same, but it happens to a puppy.

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Your conception.


8O

I swear I was an immaculate conception.


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01 Apr 2010, 7:09 pm

Not disturbing in quite the same way, but finally I have an opportunity to share an example of bad writing my father read once in a dime store detective novel.

"She stood in the doorway, her breasts heaving alternately."

8O



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01 Apr 2010, 7:38 pm

You walk into your bedroom to fall asleep and then you wake up having a scary looking clown in front of you shaping out magic M's. :lol:


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01 Apr 2010, 7:49 pm

<deleted> I don't know if I won or ruined the game or what. :oops:
Mine was the scariest thing I could think of. It was real bad news though. 8O
I think it was untactful, that's why I deleted it.



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02 Apr 2010, 12:01 am

The KKK playing a baseball game using babies as the baseballs, the winner is the first team where all the members' white robes have turned red. All this with Backstreet Boys songs playing in the background.


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02 Apr 2010, 2:07 am

Being double-penetrated by your father and your grandfather, followed by a striptease from your grandmother, and finished off by being forced to view a video of how your parents conceived you.



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02 Apr 2010, 5:22 am

my contribution requires some preamble.

i used to go to a bar after work on tuesdays with a co worker who was very obsessed by things of a macabre nature. she said that it would be impossible to be a script writer for a horror film these days because all the seriously sick ideas had already been thought of.

so i thought of an idea that was very seriously sick, and we were asked to leave after the bar tender overheard me saying my new idea, and it was this:

it would be interesting to know how rapidly an expression on a face drops back to neutral after they are shot through the head and killed instantly.

so i imagined a person being told a funny joke that they thought was hilarious being shot through the head from the side with a spike that kills them instantly.

i imagined having a high speed camera that records the event.

the face of the person is in a completely happy laughing expression, and their eyes shine with mirth, and then the spike goes through their head and the camera records the expression on their face as the spike leaves the other side of their head.

it would take a small while for their face to fall into a neutral position, and so there is a very small period of time before that where they look like they are laughing when they are actually dead.

i imagine a psycho printing the frame of a millisecond after their death while they still look like they are laughing, and hanging that picture on his wall (with the spike being already out of the shot).

their eyes would look still animated and their face would be still in the laughing position, yet their life is already gone.



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02 Apr 2010, 5:34 am

another one that is not as scary as the last one that i thought of (with that girl) is of a workman who is working on a building that is 600 feet high, and his girlfriend comes to visit him in his lunch hour.

they go out onto a walkway that is a wooden plank that is 600 feet above the ground and she starts to give him oral sex.

he begins to orgasm and he puts his hands behind his head in ecstasy, and right at the point of no return where he is certainly going to ejaculate, he loses his footing and falls between the rungs of the walk way and starts to fall to the ground 600 feet below, yet he still ejaculates and his ejaculate follows him down in a flimsy trail and lands on top of him as he hits the pavement.