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many disgusting names, none of which are fit for printing, before descending into an orgy of blood and guts as part of their celebration of the unholy season of Halloween. They all decided to go trick or treating because they'd eaten all Luna's hard candy, but the first house they knocked at thought they were Jehovah's Witnesses and...

the Deatheaters had to explain quickly what they were, resulting in the misinformed party joining the Eaters, after which it was discovered that the misinformed party was actually TEH BEIBERRRRZ! and the Deatheaters were forced to murder him in self defence, after which...

everyone got mad, because now how were they going to appease the volcano?!
They panicked. During their panic, it accidentally turned into an orgy. Because none of our characters know about birth control, the next day there was a beautiful new generation of wereunicorns, who called themselves...

...Shadowborn Beauties.
"Desuki-chaaaaan!! !! !" yelled Voldemort in joy and tacklehugged the pink-haired girl that entered the house.
She had blue eyes and wore a shirt with a picture of Sephiroth on it. She carried a notebook with her, full of manga sketches. ((DESUKI, I GAVE YOU A ROLE IN MY FIC!! ! YOU BETTER BE GRATEFUL, b***h ;DDDD))
"Shut up, we don't want the others to know that you're just a 13-year-old girl in disguise!"
"Ah ok, wait...what's that?!"
Suddenly a huge shadowy portal appeared in the middle of the house and out came a bunch of weird people...
They were...((DRUMROLL!)) the Fellowship of the Ring!! !!
'Voldemort's' jaw dropped.

Legolas rounded up the Shadowborn Beauties wid his might Lasso of Truth!! !! Then WonerWoman arrived in her invisible jet and Voldemort could see allll of her panties! She say DON'T LOOK AT MY PANTIES YOU NASTY VOLDEMORT and they fought and she made Voldemort fall down. The Fellowship, mounted on wereunicorns, simply wereunicorned into Mordor and threw chunks of murdered Biebers into the volcano, killing Sauron.
Then Voldemort found The Ring and became invisible an SNEAKED into Hermione Granger's BEDROOM, and....

Spectated The Carebears showing 'love' to Hermione seven to one.
Voldermort takes of the Ring and at the moment of appereance Chuck Norris puts him in a headlock with his mighty thighs.

The Carebears go on undisturbed and Chuck Norris takes the Ring and places it on a dangling location between his thighs.

Sonic had no choice but to stop this universe. Turning Super, he rewound time...up to before any of this trash happened. And so, the Warners were walking down an empty street...

And all the sudden The Flying Spaghetti Monster strikes!
FLOOOSH!! !@~ WOOSOSSSH!! !!
The Warner are caught in the spaghetti tentacles!

As the warm, slippery pasta tentacle enraptured the citizens of smurf town with its glory, papa smurf thought to himself: "Christ, I have to quit drinking"

Suddenly, Captain Oblivious came to the rescue!! However, his arch nemesis, "man who pops balloons filled with warm air in your face" man emerged from the gooey residue the tentacle trailed. Who the f**k are you?? Asked Captain Oblivious. I am *deep breath* "man who pops balloons filled with warm air in your face" man. He took several steps towards Captain Oblivious, took out a balloon and began to breath heavily into it. "What are you going to do?" exclaimed Captain Oblivious!...

I don't see myself as a recipient of your balloon popping. Therefore , I beseech you, behold my mighty weapon. Then pulling a hatpin from the lapel of his coat......

...wait, skip that. The VID logo exploded tons of DAT HARES, leaving Wakko Warner in an endless repeat of "HOYLE! How'd you...with the going...you were there? But here now you are, for me to see...how'd you do...!?". Sonic became the Bathog and kicked Voldemort out of the way, reversing the no of time. To finish the wild job, Shantae furiously threw a glob of Dream Drop Distances at the VID logo, changing "VID" to "VIRT". This caused a loud synth riff to blare on loop.

And then....with a loud bang MissingNo appeared, and screwed everything up to kingdom come. The sky was plaid, the ground was a checkerboard of polkadots. The fat lady sang, and a swarm of pigs finished everything off. Voldemort was pissed and-
ggsebiphv9i485948ut9jvr SORRY EVryne ta ws MY SIS! Shes such a c***
No I'm nogt.
EFFFF YOOOOOOO!! !! !!1111!!
So anyway meadwhile they all kissed passionabley on the balcoy when suddenly...

it was all just a dream and Voldemort awoke to remember he was actually a talented fisherman called Herman who used his big toe as bait, wriggling it about in the water to attract the fish before spearing them with shocking accuracy and talent, his nine other toes he had accidentally speared off but his remaining toe was his favourite one anyway, "Herman" shouted....

UM, LYK DIS IS SPOSE TA b A FANFICTON NOT A SToRY ABT A FISHMAN@#1!! !! !

so liek, thats when dobby rode in on his dragan wif a MASHIN GUN!! !! "DUN WURRY HAIRY POOTER I WILL SAV U!! !! dobby sobbed and shat into volxemortems faice. AH MY FAEC U SHAT MY FAICE WITH UR MISHIEN GUNN!! !! voldymrot weeped sexily. HERNIA POTTER MY FAICE IS ASPLODDED SO I WIL TAK URS!! !! !

He lashed out at Hurry Pushing him agianst a tre. "Muahahahahahahahahahahahahah" he yelled hungrily, pulling out a sandwhich. zit was delicous and tasted like dobby's.....