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18 Nov 2010, 6:22 pm

it is a cop who you're doing it too.

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18 Nov 2010, 7:08 pm

Search and rescue has to call in the helicopter to find the meter guy who disappeared trying to find your house..


It might be time to have that growth on your back checked...


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18 Nov 2010, 7:24 pm

...when it becomes a lesion.

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19 Nov 2010, 7:44 am

When you discover a secret cheat code for "Shining stars: Super Starcade" that gives you IN THE POWER!

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19 Nov 2010, 8:43 am

...when visitors begin to complain about the smell wafting from the shower curtain.

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19 Nov 2010, 2:28 pm

when lice have build a metropolis in it.

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19 Nov 2010, 3:45 pm

...that Bat bugs ya! Holy HyperSonic!

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19 Nov 2010, 7:26 pm

you simply have no life next to playing Sonic :wink:.

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19 Nov 2010, 9:55 pm

You've been deserted on an island without animals, for 4 weeks.

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19 Nov 2010, 10:49 pm

A new 24 hour bug causes half of hong kong to suddenly drop dead in the street.



It might be time to get a new boyfriend/girlfriend...


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20 Nov 2010, 1:47 am

when you discover their another lifeform from Uranus.

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20 Nov 2010, 2:26 am

...when your hair is so oily that no shampoo will make it better.

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20 Nov 2010, 4:43 am

you start having sleep deprived hulicinations of next oors parrot plaing the piano.

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20 Nov 2010, 6:39 am

...the finer details of your skeleton are visible.

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20 Nov 2010, 9:39 am

The master says he needs a fresh brain for his latest project...

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1.) 1 Brain (fresh)



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20 Nov 2010, 12:59 pm

...the writings of David Icke strike you as being anything other than unmitigated lunacy.

It might be time to gouge out your own eyes when...