The "Can X cause autism" game

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Probably, but The Journal of the HaemorrhagicObviata say howling *could* just be auties asking the moon to 'turn the light down a bit please'.

Could also be objection to lunar crater cruelty, whereby the former NASA catalogue AW82 name for "Crater Euclides B" has now been changed...

... to "Norman".

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If you eat a meal consisting of 3 or more foods of the same colour, do you risk ending up on the spectrum?

Yes. Because variation is the spice of life, so if you don't you get Adam's Curse

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Can loving the atom bomb cause autism?

I'd say yes, but that depends on how often you love it, and where you keep it when you're not loving it.

Can studying French cause autism?

Yes, because the French are very very strict with their grammar rules, and has even created an institute to preserve pure French, instead say wacky Quebecer French, or Canjun French.... The Chinese didn't think of this, and now these Northerners and especially shanghainese, get smart when I mispronounce a certain syllable, yet they know exactly what I'm trying to say, with Cantonese, as the word is nearly identical. They just want to get smart... are their lives THAT meaningless, that they take perverse pleasure in say teasing someone who is saying the exact same word?

Anyways, can smelling someone elses pop in a Chinese squat toliet because he didn't bother to flush cause Autism? what about the amonia serenation of urine every morning? Again when they don't flush?

Oh yes, the amonia makes you super smart but socially clumsy in a heartbeat.

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Can cats cause autism?

Yes. When cats rub against your leg, they actually secrete autisterone, a substance which, on prolonged contact, may induce autism and/or AS.

Can sneaking around cause autism?

If you do it enough your autism gauge runs full and fills you with the Holy Autie Spirit!

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Can hugging a lactose-intollerant person cause autism?

Yes, the lack of casein in the skin of lactose-intolerant people causes a dysfuction of sebacean cells which cause the to infiltrate into the blood and to the brain of hugged person. Several studies showed this phenomenon.

Can iPod's cause autism?

Music that ipods generate are often interpreted by the brain differently than music generated from another music generating.Altough scientists are still looking into this strange ocurance, it is widely beleived that the music from an Ipod not only stimulates a reaction from the primary auditory cortex but also the hippocampus,the amgydala ,striatum and anterior cingulate cortex...resulting in symptoms simular to that of autism.

can having a favourite tv program as a child cause autism??

Absolutely! Evidence suggests that children who had a favorite TV program often developed autistic-like obsessions with it, memorizing all the episodes and preferring to watch the program over social activities, eventually causing an irreversible impairment in their social communication.

Can nudism cause autism?

Yes, it stops people making eye contact

Can Huffing Kittens cause Autism?