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26 Mar 2011, 4:27 pm

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Q: Where are those pictures I'm looking for?

A: "Down through the stream of time a number of voyages have occurred without navigational significance. Noah's experience in the ark is of little interest navigationally, except for his use of a dove to locate land. There is evidence to support the view that at least some American Indians reached these shores by sea, the earliest of several groups probably having come about 2200 BC, the approximate time that a general exodus seems to have occurred from a center in southwester Asia. This is about the time the Tower of Babel is believed to have been built. It is noteworthy that almost every land reached by the great European explorers was already inhabited." - US Navy Hydrographic Office No. 9, 1962, Bowditch.

Question: From whence come wars and fighting among you?

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13 Jul 2011, 9:02 am

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Question: From whence come wars and fighting among you?

A: "On wet summer days, our house gets very crowded. If we all bring two friends home, then there could be fifteen of us all crammed into the house. At least eight will be roaring like lunatics, and the rest will be dying to go to the toilet. The flusher in our toilet snaps off about once every three months."

Question: I'm looking for some general advice on how to live a good life.

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13 Jul 2011, 9:34 am

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Question: I'm looking for some general advice on how to live a good life.

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Nature is the source of all material things: the maker, the means of making, and the thing made. Spirit is the source of all consciousness, which feels pleasure and feels pain.
The spirit of man when in nature, feels the ever-changing conditions of nature. When he binds himself to things ever-changing, a good or evil fate whirls round him through life-in-death.
But the Spirit Supreme in man is beyond fate. He watches, gives blessing, bears all, feels all. He is called the Lord Supreme and the Supreme Soul.
He who knows in truth this Spirit and knows nature with its changing conditions, wherever this man may be he is no more whirled round by fate.

Question: How can I live a less anxious life?

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13 Jul 2011, 9:49 am

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Question: How can I live a less anxious life?

"To understand the sample-and-hold operation, first consider a circuit network having an input and output port, as well as a control line." -- Op-Amp Circuits & Principles, 1st Ed., page 113

Q: Will she ever love me?

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14 Jul 2011, 6:57 am

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Question: Will she ever love me?

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"There is no great difficulty in procuring a light" answered the young Icelander; "but I know that I shall get no thanks for my pains".

Question: Why are we here?

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14 Jul 2011, 7:29 am

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Question: Why are we here?

Four pairs of eyes widen.

Question: Why didn't they ask Evans?

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02 Nov 2011, 8:54 am

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Question: Why are we here?

Four pairs of eyes widen.

Question: Why didn't they ask Evans?

Answer: When the will of God has been revealed to a soul and has made it feel that God is ready to give himself completely if the soul for its part will also give itself , the soul experiences in all circumstances a powerful assistance.

Question: What career path should I pursue?

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02 Nov 2011, 9:24 am

Answer: My experience as playwright, director, and actor has underscored how often and how clearly characters communicate even when they are not talking to one another.

Question: What should I expect for my next romantic relationship?

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02 Nov 2011, 2:16 pm

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Question: What should I expect for my next romantic relationship?

Of course that would mean no swimming at Coney Island, and no movies, and no nothing, but it was worth it.

What do I do now.

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02 Nov 2011, 2:32 pm

Q: What do I do now?

A: Right-click the Taskbar and choose Properties to find options for switching to the old Start menu, choosing which icons show in the notification area, setting default programs to appear in the Start bar menu, and more.

Q: What is the most effective, yet friendly way to get her attention?

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02 Nov 2011, 5:28 pm

Q: What is the most effective, yet friendly way to get her attention?[/quote]

A: We wanted mementos that we could take back, and les quais bouquinistes had lots we could pack.

Q: Is that the only way to go about things?

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02 Nov 2011, 5:38 pm

Q: Is that the only way to go about things?

A: The boggy tract in front of us was blue-veined with some of Iceland's goodliest rivers.

Q: Why?

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02 Nov 2011, 6:08 pm

Q: Why?

A: Noon, ripe as thunder and silent as thought, had fled unfingered.

Q: May I be excused?

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02 Nov 2011, 6:12 pm

Q: May I be excused?

A: His position as Europe's strongest leader was recognized in 800 when the pope crowned him Holy Roman Emperor.

How do I make dolls?

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02 Nov 2011, 6:44 pm

Q.How do I make dolls?

A. You will have to use the right sort of plants and take the time to find suitable animals to keep the thing going.

Do i have a chance?

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02 Nov 2011, 7:12 pm

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Do i have a chance?

Aside from their ivory flesh, parsnip and banana share a sweet spiciness.

Am I being an idiot?

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