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24 Mar 2011, 8:09 pm

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A. Jim Morrison.

Q. Who was the Lizard King?

A. Family.

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25 Mar 2011, 9:22 pm

Q. What style of restaurant features fidgety children, mediocre food, and slow service?

A. Cheese

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26 Mar 2011, 7:25 am

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Q:if someone asks for a sandwich of microorganisms, what do they really want on the sandwich?

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A: osteology

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26 Mar 2011, 10:41 am

Q. What is the study of the skeleton called?

A. Sunglasses.

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26 Mar 2011, 9:26 pm

Bluefins wrote:

A. Sunglasses.

Q. What does the sun wear to make himself look cool?

A. Sodium Chloride.

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27 Mar 2011, 2:15 am

Q: What is a harmless compound that is composed of two poisonous elements?

A: Entomology.

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27 Mar 2011, 2:49 am

conundrum wrote:

A: Entomology.

Q- what is the scientific study of bugs.
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A- floor it.

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27 Mar 2011, 10:22 pm

[to resuscitate this thread that i seem to have killed]

A- a floor it.
Q- what is the interval between the onset of the yellow and red traffic lights called?
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A- engrish.

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27 Mar 2011, 11:42 pm

Q. What are the often-humorous errors in the English that results from literal translations from other languages, most often Japanese?

A. Neuropsychology.