Invent A New Mythical Beast

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Here is something well established in my fiction:

Jabbernak: Here is my description from a story I am writing: "They are, on average, around six feet tall. Most have almost completely black eyes with a dot of color, but Mormal has almost completely blue eyes and only a dot of black. They have flat, tiny lips which are always the same color of their skin, rendering them completely invisible to the naked eye. Their skin color ranges from a pale blue to a maroon, and then to a pale gold. They have hoofed feet and long, pointed ears that are parral to the ground. Hair does not cover their body anywhere except for four whiskers, which are long and slightly thick. They have only three fingers, but one of those fingers is an opposable thumb, allowing them to grasp objects and use the same weapons as humans.Instead of nose they have twin nostrils set into the skin half of an inch above their lips."

Oh yeah, they can also breed with humans, creating hybrids.

a frog and mit romney= fromney
you know.....he hops 2 and fro

Chewbaka + Jabberwocky= Jabberwookie

Newb + Unggoy(those annoying little runts from Halo that run away from your powerful spartan body)=Same species,no change.

This was a good thread, well resurrected

A Libra - head of a lion on a zebra body

Tiger+Chuck Norris= Hobbes
Child+Blond Anime Character+Gordon Freeman=Calvin
Hobbes+Calvin= Most Awesome Comic Strip Ever!! !

Endermen + wolf = Enderwolf.

A black wolf with long, thin limbs and purple eyes that teleports randomly and screams when you look at it. Kinda like my previous girlfriend, except not as annoying.

Duck + George W. Bush = Quackman -- the only known animal without a brain

Lion + fire = Lyre
Poison + wolf = Stunfang (How RPG of me!)
Smoke + Scorpion = Cyanide Pincers (As the locals call it)
Sin + Final fantasy = Crap

Skunk + Rick Santorum + Skuntorum (an animal that stinks all the time)

Spider+Flying=Flider

Whoa, can you imagine giant flying spiders whooshing around you?

Vampire + Adam Lambert= Lampire, the most homosexual animal on Earth.

This thread deserves to be revived.

Number 5 (from Short Circuit) + Rob Zombie = robotic zombie thief
Misanthropy + Kratos = Old Testament god
Crabs + Hair = Crabs that follicate (fornicate pun)
Sea Shells + She Sells = old sea shanty
Roadrunner Records + Devil Wears prada = Bad business model (and a really hideous transvestite logo!)